The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

collected all the stones for me

 

Didn't keep all her stones safe-Keef fell out of her cocoanut tree!

 

Once killed two stones with one bird.

 

once killed three rocks with one pebble stone

 

Has an instruction booklet to show her how Velcro works.

 

Had to read that book before he could remove his incontinence underwear.

 

STILL doesn't understand the Velcro has to be on the OUTside!

 

has a different wig for everyday of the week

 

Uses a different date for every day of the month

 

pretends it is July all year long

 

was arrested for drink driving in a golf buggy

 

was arrested for drink walking in a street

 

Knows all the words to the "Birdie Song"

 

Knows all the words to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

 

dos'nt know the biggest word in the world

 

Knows the biggest word in the world, but can't spell it

 

can't spell it!

 

Is VERY happy she doesn't live in Galway's Muckanaghederadaulaulia

 

Apparently types with his eyes closed.

 

Is a retired sheep farmer in Llanfairetcgogogoch