The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

He's waiting outside the igloo with a camera, hoping to get a second photo to add to his "potential lovers" album

 

Shes feeling extremely jealous that she doesnt feature at all in the aforementioned album...

 

^ is married to the accused photographer, amoreagain72

 

apricot is,in reality,a real PEACH! [for lessons in 'smooth',queue here]

 

still runs with scissors, when will he ever learn?

 

Is secretly PB's Love Slave.

 

has a thing about roamys under clothing and dresses

 

^ makes sex toys for hugh hefner on the side

 

Secretly wants to be tester for the forementioned toys.

 

^ Tests out the aforementioned sex toys ...at a rate of 15 per day.

EDIT: Lol ...RH beat me to it! Great minds

 

LAUGHIN, Great or Warped?

 

Yeah. As if RH needs to ASK if his mind's warped!

THIS is the bloke who filled his granny's ear-trumpet with dogshit!

 

Pretends to be blind for nonstop groping opportunities.

 

pretends ta be deaf

 

goes to work every day on a space hopper

 

Has the world's only space hopper with a manual gearshift.

 

Has a Princess Lea blow up doll.

 

collects dolls

 

makes leather bras in her spare time

 

bought me a hot pvc dress for xmas,but gave it ta pugster instead cos he sulked til ya did. ha! ha!