The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

Was supposed to meet me for dinner last night but went to the wrong restaurant (or so he says). Left me sitting and waiting for a half hour until I decided to go home.

 

he is the nicest girl i know

 

Writes some of the most confusing posts I've ever read

 

To cover her confusion she pretends she can read

 

is gone undercover

 

Secretly lives on a houseboat.

 

secretly lives in a cave

 

She put off procrastination until tomorrow, then postponed it again.

 

She thought the tiger wouldn't eat her, but it did.

 

Threw his back out sucking his belly in.

 

Overdosed on Oxy.

 

Excels in the ability of making grown men cry

 

Makes too much of a spectacle of one's self to ever be taken seriously.

 

Tries his hardest to make everyone believe he is not just a kitten with a keyboard

 

has 40 kittens at home

 

Runs a bird sanctuary

 

has a pet osterich

 

rides cows around the pasture

 

Drove home from the bar last night even though she walked there.

 

has a pet tiger