The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

sticks betamax tapes into the vhs player

 

jacks beta max tapes from his homies

 

. Sorry I did not come to the last page before posting. Carry on.

 

Thinks Sheffield Wednesday is a bank holiday

 

Cheated on all her high school exams.

 

has a pet elephant

 

dates a guy who can't spell his last name

 

dates a guy who can't spell her first name

 

drives a cow drawn carriage

 

build 5 carraigeways

 

Makes collages with her potato peelings

 

makes costumes out ducks feasthers ha! ha!

 

Once made a feather boa constrictor

 

woke up sleepwalkin' on the top ifel tower

 

Thinks it's fun to go to the DIY store and ask for skirting board ladders,sky hooks and stripey paint.

 

looks up at the sky the whole way down the street ,just for the fun of watching everyone else look up ta see what your lookin' at

 

was naughty last year and got skipped over by santa.

 

kidnapped santa

 

traumatized santa so he will never return

 

Types all her posts with her left big toe