Well they aren't very complicated machines. If you were to take it apart and not be able to get it back together again, the knowledge you'd gain would be well worth the price of a new one.
this won't be the first time i take one apart. it's new and well.. it sounds weird. not like it did at first. i bet something stuck in there where it's not supposed to be.
IT SURE IN THE HELL WILL! about 20 years ago kenmore (which is sears) got sued, because some guy tried masterbating with a vacuum cleaner hose. well, this guy got all the skin sucked off his dick by the vacuum cleaner! sears won the case. the jury thought the guy was a real first class dumbshit to put his dick in there.