The wank each other off and make each other feel good about ourselves thread

I'll begin. Zilla, you have such a gorgeous penis. I dreamt of its awesome, oversized, throbbing beauty all night.

Dave Techie, you have a nice adam's apple. Its very affeminate.

Cherea, I think that we would have some attractive, good natured, coffee coloured children. Have you ever considered this?

 

:toetap05:

 

Face, you gotta put all three together!

Learn something from your own threesome...

 

Jaitaiyai. You have gorgeous skin. Sometimes I think of how much I want to remove it from your flesh and make a jacket out of it, but then I remember about how rude this would be and decide that it might be better done when you are dead.

 

But then it'll be wrinkly. Better do it before I hit 40...

psst.. that actually made me feel better!

 

It puts the lotion on its skin. Please remember this.

psst...i am glad, you're a cool person and even if this thread is a joke I still would wank you off anyday

 

I bet you would,I wanna watch....
then again maybe not- it would probably be artificial insemination and such,which would be rather dull to watch.

 

Not if you help us out.

 

I don't think I have the ovaries to carry such spawn...
-not that I wouldn't try

 

I mean in the first part!

Cherea can carry the baby.

 

he'd be hot with milk tits

 

I'll try remember.

..I keep forgetting you're nine years older than me...
I would say something heartwarming and sexual.. but I can't do it. Sorry.

 

Haha...Whoa missy !

 

You didn't see the edit, besides I didn't mean it like that!!

 

this thread makes me giggle a bit.

 

I was talking metaphorically, not sexually. Think of me more as a pirate mentor.

 

Its okay.
I accept the fact that my lil 15 year old friend is a sexual being.

 

I'd hit it.

 

She seems much older than 15. She's really bright.

 

Good.

I found two totally awesome pirate songs on Youtube earlier.