The Way to Embarass a Straight Man

1. ask him to hold your purse

 

or do that ron white routine.....

 

Then walk away.

 

2.send him out for pads and a copy of Oprah magazine

 

Tell him his penis is "cute as a button".

 

get him to sign up an account on hip forums


OH SNAP
ZIIING!!~~~!!~~````11

 

get a guy to start hitting on him, aggresively....works every bloody time

 

ask him how much he earns.

 

i earn exactly zero dollars, thats not counting empty soda cans i cash in or money i spange

 

ask me round to dinner
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Send him to the mall with your daughter to buy her first bra.