There is a problem that needs to be fixed!

ATTENTION CHICK SMOKERS! PLEASE HELP THOSE AROUND YOU!

I'm sick of smoking with people I haven't smoked with before...and then they are like, "I smoke every once in a while." So you'd assume they know about things like carbs and stuff...and then when you explain it to them they have no idea...or they don't inhale correctly among many things...

And the reason this says Attention Chick Smokers, is because it's GENERALLY girls that do this...it's usually not guys...despite there being some dumb people out there...and I don't mean people that have never smoked or hardly do etc...I just mean people that smoke often enough to where they need to develop a sense for it and such...

So please, help your fellow chicks...cause it's a major turnoff when one of my friends brings a girl that he says is interested in me and then she is bong illiterate haha

Dudes, this applies to you too

 

haha im high right now also

 

i hate when people cant light their own lighter, or have no clue how to hold the carb both at once, i usually end up burning my fingers with these people

 

i'm actually a pretty legendary person for sucking at lighting lighters. and as a guitar player u'd think i'd have some skills in this area, but alas it still takes me five or six spins and the occasional drop. haha.

 

haha htat is the funniest shit ive ever heard.

 

Personally, I love teaching a sexy ass female to smoke correctly. As long as there is no weed wasted in the process.

 

good point. and then its their first time and they get uncontrollably horny and...wait i totally disagree with the starter of this thread lol.

 

thats true. and even if they werent good looking i would tell hem how to blaze

 

Yeah, everyone needs to know how to smoke properly. But there is something special about blazin one on one with a nice looking female toker.

 

Haha, I dont mind lighting a bowl for a girl. Only way I'm lighting it for a guy though is if he's driving!

Whatever, just help people out and teach em and they'll figure it out. Have patience and stuff like that.

 

I smoked with once with a friend that took a hit out of a glass chillum backwards, he put his mouth to the bowl and inhaled, I could see the weed cherrying inside. Thanks to my other friend the bowl was packed really well so it stayed in, if it hadnt then my friend probably wouldnt be able to talk from the burns in his mouth.

 

HAHAHA That had to have been embarassing for your friend.

 

well i smoke, but not that much, like every once in a while... and when i do its not like if u have smoked a couple times ur ganna know everything there is to know. i mean i know the basics ya know, im not a beginner i guess u could say haha but if someone doesnt know what certain parts of a bong are, or any peice, like dont get mad dude, just tell them its not a big deal. And the only time i cant light a lighter is if its windy, or we are in a car and the windows are down and theres wind haha. but i mean its always nice to smoke with someone who knows more about it than i do.

 

forest420 is right, instruct but don't be a jerk. Unless they've smoked long enough to know better, then some friendly insults are due. But not when their stoned. Sometimes when I'm stoned, and people get sarcastic, I start getting paranoid and thinking the sarcasm is fake and they really hate me.

 

Wouldn't dream of getting mad. But I think the dude was talking about people that CLAIM TO SMOKE A LOT OF WEED and then don't seem to know they're doing.

 

well i think that chick would be me.... i hope my bf doesn't mind teaching me stuff, cuz i know he has quite a bit... i can do joints, roll my own and all taht, but when it comes to bongs i'm clueless and pipes pretty much too... i sort of know what to do, but i just prefer joints.

anyway, i think if somebody says they smoke occassionally then that means yes they've smoked before, but they probably don't own a piece and aren't experts.... yeah. so keep an open mind, or tell your friends to teach the girls before you two hang out, as like a prerequisite to being in your presence while you get stoned.

 

Yeah, don't be a dick about it. The worst though is when they cough INTO the bong, and all the weed gets water-soaked and flies across the room.

 

well hey they gotta learn somehow.


The people i can't stand are people who only want to hang out with you if they can smoke your stash. And when you buy from them, they make you pay $60 for an 1/8 of dank (when it's supposed to be $45-50 and then they make you give them .5 and smoke w/ them). I also hate it when teen pot sellers trick you into buying 1.5 when you pay for 3.5

the bottom line is that people who sell weed and rip people off are a big disgrace to the cannabis community. i dont care if you argue to defend you dicking people over, that's just my opinion. And i don't think that everyone here does it but i hear people brag about scamming people who like cannabis but are naive.

 

lol, nice rant bro. Sometimes the fire dank goes for that much because the grower charges more. But selling 1.5 as 3.5 grams is fucked!

 

not being able to use a bong is fine, as long as they dont look at it and say 'omg that looks disgusting' or 'how can you use that thing?' like a lot of girls do when you pull it out. women indeed are often ones to say theyll smoke but incompetant with bongs. as said, i think its cool to teach one how though hehe

however, one thing that pisses me off is when people cant use a lighter. its not like a thought process. its just a feeling. i get really frustrated when people try to use a lighter and nothing comes out. its a feeling rather than a rational disliking. i get angry if they try more than 5 times with no luck. i mean theyre lighters people. maybe its differnet in america caus young people arent even allowed to buy them.. but i thought you learnt how to use a lighter when your like 7 or 8 lol thats when i learnt.

and then they hold the lgihter so it burns their thumb and theyre like WTF and im like OMG lol