THEY came here to ELECTRO-SHOCK me.

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  1. TheLizardKingMike

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    They're giving me 10,000 WATTS a day, the NEXT WOMAN to TAKE ME ON is going to light up like a PINBALL MACHINE and pay off in SILVER DOLLARS.





    LOL

    Namaste.
     
    TheLizardKingMike, Jun 9, 2008
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  3. Beckner420

    Beckner420 troll

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    McMurphy.
     
    Beckner420, Jun 9, 2008
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  5. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    *Insipid layers of curves converge unto the solar anus*
     
    praxiskepsis, Jun 9, 2008
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  7. BraveSirRubin

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    Drunken shitty poet assfucked by his music
     
    BraveSirRubin, Jun 9, 2008
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  9. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    Taste of brownwash mint in the eyebrow of the nearest mountain
     
    praxiskepsis, Jun 9, 2008
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  11. TheLizardKingMike

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    I'm not a drunk anymore, shitty poet maybe. All I KNOW is THE LADIES LOVE ME.
     
    TheLizardKingMike, Jun 9, 2008
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  13. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    They do. And they are not deserving of the shitty poet.
     
    praxiskepsis, Jun 9, 2008
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  15. TheLizardKingMike

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    You may know me BETTER than I KNOW MYSELF.
     
    TheLizardKingMike, Jun 9, 2008
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  17. TheLizardKingMike

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    DP'ed
     
    TheLizardKingMike, Jun 9, 2008
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  19. BraveSirRubin

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    Would you like a cock with that?
     
    BraveSirRubin, Jun 9, 2008
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  21. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    We are here to be mutually informed of our own navels, my trusty friend.
     
    praxiskepsis, Jun 9, 2008
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  23. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    so what is this thread about?
    confused
     
    fitzy21, Jun 9, 2008
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  25. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    That's what it's all about.
     
    stinkfoot, Jun 9, 2008
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  27. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    LOL! ;)
     
    praxiskepsis, Jun 9, 2008
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  29. TheLizardKingMike

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    I am very SATISFIED with the size of MY MEMBER, thank you.
     
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  31. TheLizardKingMike

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    The universe works even if you don't understand it.

    -Frank Zappa
     
    TheLizardKingMike, Jun 9, 2008
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  33. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    Right!
     
    praxiskepsis, Jun 9, 2008
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  35. TheLizardKingMike

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    You guys are THE BEST.
     
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  37. Quoth the Raven

    Quoth the Raven RaveIan

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    Fifteen dead lemurs swinging from an aluminium tree.. the clock of noses strikes 13.
     
    Quoth the Raven, Jun 10, 2008
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  39. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattery then Thanksgiving and halloween would fall on the same date.
     
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