Things girls dont want to hear

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  1. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    Oh no! (when the guy pulls out and looks down at the missing condom)
    Your test came back positive ( At the Gyno)
    It was just your sister and your mother so that dont count ( from her boyfriend)

    Feel free to add your own.
     
    YankNBurn, Jun 18, 2008
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  3. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Pfft, yank, people don't wear condoms anymore, get with the times fella...

    How about... "hi.."
     
    mystical_shroom, Jun 18, 2008
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  5. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    Shows how long its been for me..... :D
     
    YankNBurn, Jun 18, 2008
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  7. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    How about "hey, shroom, your skirt is caught in the back of your panty hose..."
     
    mitten_kitten, Jun 18, 2008
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  9. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Hahah...is it sad that that has actually happened :(


    Or how about... "excuse me, ma'am, I think you dropped this"...as they point to the floor where your pad or tampon lays on the ground...
     
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  11. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    Change that to "I think your tampon fell out in the copier room" she replies "why would you say that" His response " I followed the trail"
     
    YankNBurn, Jun 18, 2008
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  13. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Badda-bing-badda-boom! That's funny though cause I'm sure that happens...
     
    mystical_shroom, Jun 18, 2008
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  15. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    That skirt thing happened to me too. My sister and cousin were trying to make me show the boys my underwear...

    "Why did you only put makeup on one eye?"
     
    mitten_kitten, Jun 18, 2008
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  17. Creek

    Creek Apple Pie

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    Hmmm, Let's See. How About, "Oh, When's Your Due Date?" And You're Not Pregnant. Ehehehe
     
    Creek, Jun 18, 2008
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  19. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    Haha, Creek that is a good one and very true...

    I make it a point never to ask that because so many women look pregnant but are not...
     
    mitten_kitten, Jun 18, 2008
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  21. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    You have displeased me. assume the proper position and wait for it.

    Peace
     
    silverhippy, Jun 18, 2008
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  23. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    that doesn't sound bad, actually.

    how about "mommy, LOOK AT YOUR BELLY!"
     
    mamaKCita, Jun 18, 2008
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  25. secret_agent_amanda

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    How about "So, should I leave the money on the table?"
     
    secret_agent_amanda, Jun 18, 2008
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  27. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Or..."For the sake of humanity put your clothes back on" [​IMG]

    Or..."Are you cooking fish--nevermind, I see you're wearing a skirt"

    I dunno, that's all I got...
     
    mystical_shroom, Jun 18, 2008
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  29. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    LMAO. this is great. A bit disturbing but great. Fish ?

    Peace
     
    silverhippy, Jun 18, 2008
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  31. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    Really ? the proper position is uncomfortable.

    Peace
     
    silverhippy, Jun 18, 2008
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  33. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    so's most anything else memorable.
     
    mamaKCita, Jun 18, 2008
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  35. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    Yes. And it does lead to exquisite pain.

    Peace
     
    silverhippy, Jun 18, 2008
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  37. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i prefer frankness and honesty about my appearance. it helps me not make the wrong sartorial decisions. that being said, i REALLY don't need my daughter to tell me i have an ugly butt. i already know. it's a train wreck. i'd hate to hear someone say, COMPLETELY lying "your butt is just fine..." i hate that. i have other things to recommend me.
     
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  39. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    She gets naked and lays on the bed, the guy comes out of the bath room, takes one look and says "whoa that looks more like a job for superman"
     
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