Things to make the plane trip back...better?

Hey all - looking for a few ideas here -

Here's the skinny - I have a layover in Amsterdam before I go back to the states. I know its always a bad idea to try and take marijuana on a plane with you, but I heard there are alternatives such as Bon Bons, Milkshakes, Brownies, etc.

Anyone have any clever ideas? I just want the plane ride back to be much MUCH easier, if ya get the drift...

 

My advice would be to grab a gram of good moroccan hash and down it with a nice pastry an hour or two before the flight on an empty stomach. This should make the flight "MUCH easier", and believe me you will get the drifts. In and out of lala land that is.

This is a much more fool proof method of knowing what you're ingesting rather than counting on a given shops' cooking methods. In other words a better chance of geting High.

Good Luck & Happy Travels!

 

coffie shop chocolata has some REALLY nice bon bons.......

if ya get a chance try a hash milk shake at the abraxas.....

 

I brought back a bunch of kif kats and some flattened hash I put between some credit cards in my wallet. Wasn't a lot but it made for a happy landing in nyc. or do what Ictricity recommends. Have a good time!! Man it's been a long winter, April is right around the corner for my trip to a-dam.......ain't that right Ictricty!!! Thanks for the other info you gave me smiley420, much appreciated later

 

Go get stonned in Amsterdam, bring some back to the airport and get smoked before you jump on the plane, its strong enough to last the majority of the flight back. Don't be tempted to bring back any, shit US customs would fuckng freak if they caught you with a leaf of mary jane, you would have an easier time with a kilo of weapons grade pluto.

 

Blimey, the last thing I would want to do is be stoned
around airports and custom officials, same applies to
alcohol. But that's just me I guess.?

 

Yeah I was thinking more along the lines of something I can consume on the airplane (i.e. Bon Bons). Getting super stoned and heading back to the airport kinda scares me...

 

I garauntee that the Security Officers at Schiphol see plenty of stoned tourists stroll through their midst. I being one of them.

I would say get stoned and freshen up in the bathroom before heading through Security. Have a piece of gum and make sure you don't reek. Otherwise; Enjoy your return flight home in style.

They're not going to arrest you for being stoned. If you come off looking too stoned and smelling too strong you could be asked to sober up before they'll let you on the plane. This is more the case with alcohol though.

 

i'd just eat whatever your going to eat IN THE AIRPORT before security gate. i'd also go with 1 gram of SKUFF hash and swallow it whole! those bon bons and cakes are WEAK...most have 1/4 of a gram of zero zero grade hash (WEAK)

 

i'd be shitting my pants if i was totally blazed and had to go through customs.
i'm already nervous enough going through when i'm straight! those guards are so harsh looking!

and leaving amsterdam, they're gonna check your bags for no reason; i do not recommend trying to smuggle even the smallest bit back home unless you're really daring and think you've got a foolproof method.

peace,
sophia

 

I've seen people been caught.

Coming back from Schiphol there was this Big Black woman
with 2 small kids with her. Everyone has to walk through the
metal detector and then the cutoms feel over your clothes
for anything suspicious, etc. Anyway this woman refused to
be touched, caused a massive scene, everyone went quiet
and she was led into a recess in the wall, a screen was
pulled over and I would imagine she got strip searched.
Very stupid obstinate woman.

Another time we had to board the plane by walking over the
actual part of the runway to get to our plane. 2 idiots decided
to have a quick toke while outside. The Captain saw them and
denied their flight home. They were gob-smacked and probably
turned out to be their most expensive ciggy/joint ever.

 

not to encourage any 1 but my trip through schipol airport was a breeze. took 2 joints to train station smoked 1 there took other to airport , i entered airport on lower level an then had to go up to the second level to my gate still had 45 minutes till leavin so i went outside an finished my 2nd joint as far as security, i wasnt checked at all "which kinda pissed me off" i was like damn!!!! coulda filled my pockets! but as far as them going thru my stuff. didnt happen .i was also wearing a fanny pack which wasnt searched at all, nor did they search my bags" 2 " which were carry on's. now they did question me as far as where did i pack my bag an had it left my side since, mostly honor system type question's.as far as bringing it back you'd shit ur pants if u knew how much i brought home . so i guess if u "feel" guilty or even worse "look" guilty it's not 4 u . now i could put a disclaimer saying "dont try this at home!all stunts were done by a trained professional.........bout i doubt i sway any1 for or against so good luck have fun

 

Hey Cadcruzer

I always laugh when you Yanks use the word ''Fanny''
I know what it means when you use it but for us Brits
it means something else.
Love it...

 

back in 99 i was coming home from a-dam....my friends and i took the remainder of our stash and rolled a phattie.....we asked the cab driver if he would mind if we blazed on the way to the airport. He answered by whipping out a phattie of his own and spearheading a conversation about the hard drugs he enjoyed!!!!! What a country......

Anyway this ties into a previous reply because when i made it to schipcol the baggage claim woman warned me that our group of friends smelled very strongly like herb, and that while she likes to partake herself, the captain of the plane and or the people at the gate would probably deny our use of the flight if they smelled us.

I kindly thanked her, brought my group of friends outside to "air out" and my idiot friend whips this HUGE ROACH (from the grand finale in the cab) out from his sock and says....maybe they smelled this?

the moral of the story is that you have to always know what you are getting into in a situation....information is power.....stupidity weakness!

I would NEVER try to bring anything through customs...despite the fact that i know many who have had no problems.

On a similar note....coming back from amsterdam in 98 one time....a 2 foot pyrex tube purchased out of the front window of "chills n thrills" had been wrapped up at the store and stowed in luggage. got searched...pipe found....played it cool and told the customs agents that it can't be illegal to bring a clean waterpipe into the US (there is a head shop about 10 minutes from the airport!!!!) Customs agent scraped it and it barely tested positive for THC.........apparently the 2 foot binger had either been tested once or twice by the "chills n thrills" staff...or possibly it was purchased and returned by a customer before purchased my us. After a strip search the guard said this is small potatos, passed the pipe back and said get out of here quick! So I also recommend cleaning any type of tube with rubbing alcohol if you try to bring a piece back. Even if you didn't use it on vacation....still clean it if you attempt to bring it home.

the moral of the story is that you have to always know what you are getting into in a situation....information is power.....stupidity weakness!

Going back to a-dam for queensday...gonna be my 5th time there and i hope to meet everybody at the hiforums meetup at de kuil!

 

I enjoyed what you posted.
I get bored of reading pointless shite about how
long someone has got to wait until they go, etc,
and leave it as that.
Well written and rounded off.

 

IS it hard to conceal seeds when coming back to US ?
I figure , put them in my medicine bottle, they look like pills...
they dont smell... they dont trigger the dogs... is it ok ?

 

I still can't believe seeds are illegal in the States.
They are small enough to conceal anywhere.
Are there not any online stores that sell them
that despatch to America.?