This guy I know used to not take baths

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  1. Kinky Ramona

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    Seriously, he would start looking like a Mexican after awhile because of dirt (he's a pale goofy ass white boy). I can't say anything about the smell because I try not to breathe through my nose when people are close enough for me to smell them because really, I don't want to know. Smells are waaaay too intimate for me, especially when it's more like stink than smell. Anyway, for his 25th birthday, the volunteer fire department hosed him down.

    There's my interesting anecdote for the next few minutes at least.
     
  2. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    i hope he sued them..
     
  3. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    i suddenly know what i want to do for my birthday! i'm gonna start not bathing now!
     
  4. *°GhOsT°LyRiC°*

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    was it on his request to be hosed down?
     
  5. Kinky Ramona

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    Ryan is one of those types of people you'd have to know to really understand his reaction. He apparently did not take offense, thought it was great fun, and miraculously his hygiene improved after that. His mother was a volunteer EMT, I'm pretty sure she was in on it.
     
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    i had this friend who was younger than me and my roomates, and she would hang out at our house all the time, she would never bath though. it was getting pretty stinky. i finally just walked her to the bathroom,. and told her that she was welcome to any of our soap and shampoo in there, and that there was a brand new stick of deodorant that she could have, cus no one wanted it (cus it was bought for her!),. i think she got the idea! i was pretty nice about it. but geeeez, how can you not know your the smelly person??
     
  7. Kinky Ramona

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    Some people can't smell themselves, I'm almost sure. Which is weird, I don't see how that's possible. I know when I stink, lol.
     
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    i know! its not hard to tell if i need to bathe...
    but i guess if you are used to the smell... :rolleyes:
     
  9. nesta

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    i dont take baths


    i do shower at least once a day though, unless there are extenuating circumstances
     
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    a nice scented bath with bubbles..... ahhhhhhhhhh
     
  11. Kinky Ramona

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    Haha, someone just had to come and be nitpicky about my use of the word "baths". I should've said, "This guy I know used to not bathe" to make it more clear. :cool:
     
  12. bluediablo

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    i used to pee in my bath when i was 5
     
  13. Kinky Ramona

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    I pee in the shower sometimes. When it drains properly, I don't want to be standing in my pee, you know.
     
  14. whimbrel

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    ive found that guys turn into such slobs when they get too college. its like they basically reinforce each others nastiness. an all guys floor in a dorm smells like ass, sweat, and axe body spray
     
  15. bluediablo

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    yea they are all mostly like that but i often find that when they get a girlfreind thet get a bit more cleaner but not that much.
     
  16. raz5

    raz5 زینب

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  17. Vanilla Gorilla

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    yeah, not washing is one thing.

    But showers vs baths, baths are just too much about sitting in your own stink
     
  18. Kinky Ramona

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    I only take baths when I want to get off with the tub faucet. Best orgasms ever.
     
  19. whimbrel

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    because guys dont want a girlfriend, they want another mommy
     
  20. bluediablo

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    and your point is?
     
  21. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    my dad has bathed seven times in the past twenty five years.


    that's my interesting anecdote for the next few minutes.
     

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