This is a bathroom wall....

Please fill this space with witty comments that you would find on a bathroom wall....

 

What are you lookin at? The jokes in your hand.

 

call me for a good time

 

Please don't throw cigarettes in our urinal....we would not piss in your ash tray!

 

For a good time call DSK 867-5309

 

Have you quit doing drugs DS er... um... Satan. You comebacks are less cock or **** filled?

 

Well I could use some kinky sex...

 

extremely high wind area..

 

I actually saw this:


If you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweetie and wipe the seaty

 

Here I sit so broken hearted, came to shit but only farted.

 

A fart is the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd.

 

Bitches are Crazy

 

Pity the man whose wisdom and wit
Are inspired only
By the sweet smell of shit.

 

one that really made me laugh was in a coffee bar in long beach. someone wrote in very tiny letters at the baseboard across from the toilet "i'm feeling very low today."

 

When in doubt
Lend a shout
I'll come and help you out
-Laxative

 

they should really get some magazines in here

 

jane loves marsha and cheerio with that

 

has anyone ever really called the phone numbers left in washroom stalls??

 

He who writes on shithouse walls
rolls his shit in little balls
he who reads these lines of wit
eats those little balls of shit

 

Here I sit
Buns a-flexin'
Givin' birth
To a Texan