This is a load of shit....

I'm sitting here in class and some fat fucker behind me is leaning forward in his desk and doing that weezy/snotty fat kid breathing right in my ear. What the fuck asshole.

 

Fucking people breathing all the skinny mans air.

 

Its not that he's taking my air. He's just weezing fat breath right in my ear. Shit sounds sickly.

 

at least he's not sticking his tongue in your ear....

 

you need to get up and proclaim your badassness by shoving a fork into his mouth

 

tell him you'll give him a doughnut if he stops it.

 

the only obvious solution to your dilemma is to punch his fat face in


or perhaps chill out
whichever you feel best suits your end means

 

that only encourage him

no food for fatty

 

i didnt say he actually had to give him one. when he demands his doughnut its easy enough to just run away, its not as though he could run you down or anything.

 

why run, when you can crush his spirits by taking a bite of the donut in front of him

 

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToMF7w0CoRM

 

I think, instead of shoving a fork into his mouth, I'm just going to leave class. This is pointless, its a Public Administration lecture.

 

Secretly have a boquet of tube socks sent to his desk.