this is Tim, he sexually abused a customer

this is Tim:

---------- TIM


That is a funny looking guy you might say
But he's not funny at all!!! NOT AT ALL

cuz when TIM starts singing, I get horny.
that's okay, nothing wrong with that

until they start playing TIM's music at:
the supermarket

cuz if there's one place
I hate being horny at it's the supermarket


---I need some toiletpaper, and coffee and I need to fuck---

so what did I do?
I sexually abused this guy
who works there

and this is all TIM's fault

 

What did you do to him?

 

TIM did it!!!!!! it's TIM's fault i massaged the guy with heinz baked beans
put a candybar in his butt and made him fuck me while singing TIM's songs!!!

he was good though

 

Either you or Tim is crazy.

 

thank you

 

AH! who's tim?

 

he's TIM!!!


(tim buckley)

 

wait what?
did you really do someone in a grocery store??

 

huh

oh

 

it was tim's fault dammit!

 

hahaha you're tellin me all about it later

 

oh am I ??? ahahahha

 

:H

 

yeah

 

ahaha okay!

 

that is not TIM i'm TIM, damnit!

 

i think my mind just boggled

 

ahahahahahaaaa

 

well, this pole has an easy choice for me