This is what knowing the laws can help you with...

A chat I had with some random guy from my school that decided to act like a hardass...(I'm Subvana00) I know its alot to read, but its worth it =] funny shit..

Screen Name Not Shown: your that fagget who was wearing that gay ass sweater today
Subvana00: yup im that fagget
Screen Name Not Shown: awesome dude where did u get that shit goodwill
Subvana00: nope, got it from my brother
Screen Name Not Shown: ha!
Subvana00: ha..
Subvana00: im a fagget that wears a fagget sweatshirt, anything else you wanna prove besides the fact you cant spell faggot right you dumb shit
Screen Name Not Shown: umm. lets see i can prove that this is a cops son and i know that u smoke and i can get a warrant right now and get u a drug test but im not. because im not gonna hoe u out like that
Subvana00: wow your a cops son and can get a warrent and a drug test... a total invasion of privacy that wont make it past your local court system... lol... knock your self out
Screen Name Not Shown: trust me dude.
Subvana00: k, go tell your cop parent that I smoke weed... better yet, Ill call him and say it myself
Subvana00: EVEN better... ill come over stoned and tell him
Subvana00: there isnt shit they can do
Screen Name Not Shown: alrighty actually i know where u live that'll be fun. they can go on over and check it out. or maybe they can talk to that kid who u got caught withs parents. hmm should have kept you mouth shut
Subvana00: cant check without a warrent, and cant get (and wont bother to get ) a warrent to search someone's place without a reasonable cause.... and a reasonable cause means you gotta have the proof, also, the court system wouldnt even bother trying to bust some kid that smokes pot and probably doesnt even have more than an ounce on him (which anything more than that is Intent to Sell [which is what they want] so they wont bother)
Screen Name Not Shown: im telling u my mom is a judge she can give my dad a warrant easily
Subvana00: I can appeal it since it's inter-family relations
Subvana00: and can easily be denied before a jury
Screen Name Not Shown: u wont do shit my man
Subvana00: Yes, your right, I wont
Subvana00: cuz u arent gonna do shit either
Screen Name Not Shown: oh i wont?
Subvana00: do something
Subvana00: go tell your "judge" mom and "cop" dad
Screen Name Not Shown: alright ill see what i can do.
Subvana00: please, do
Screen Name Not Shown: ok later dude
Subvana00: peace



Owned... tell me what you think...


UPDATE: Sorry, I took his screen name out, because all of his friends are IM'ing me bitching about how you guys are fucking with him, lol... not that I have a problem with you guys fucking with him... Its just I want his friends to stop IM'ing me... peace =)

 

haha right on man, kids like that really bug me. definitely good that you know your rights.

 

What a fucking dumbass. People like that exist? I will definitely fuck with him on aim.

 

WTF? Never even met someone that dumb. Figures that he is the bastard son of a filthy pig.

 

hey i have a acuatince like that at school whos dads a cop also, whenever i talk to him about pot he just says you smoked pot look how you turned out i always say what straight As parents who love me its not the pot that makes you a fuck up it the fuck ups who smoke pot that make me look bad, look at george washington he smoked pot well HA he was the first president of the united states guess he turned out pretty bad to, that always shuts him up.

 

And behind every man there was a lady! And that lady was Martha Washington, and every day when George came home from work Martha was waiting for him with a fat bowl, she was a hip, hip, HIP lady man...

not exactly right, but close enough... You opened the door and I had to go through it... sorry...

 

Washington grew hemp for industrial purposes, most likely not for getting high. There are notes that indicate this that talk about retting the hemp and shit. But, there is no solid evidence for or against him smoking the ladies.

 

Back then, did they have the low cannabinoid industrial varieties? I remember reading they were bred into place. But I dont remember the time frame.

 

Yes very low they were concerned with the fibers not the buds. Buds are useless for making rope.

 

Haha what a dumbshit little kid.

 

what did your sweat shirt say/have on it?

 

lol it seems like everyone these days is fortunately related to a cop...

 

LOL! you owned him!

Way to go, I love it...

 

My sweatshirt, well its a hoody actually, that is woven and shit, its pretty tight... but in the eyes of the majority of the people at school its "hippyish" and I get alot of people commenting stupid crap about my style since everyone there is totally rad skaters ya know?

And no, the kid was obviously bullshitting about having a cop as a dad... just wanted to clear that up

 

This bitch doesnt even have the balls to talk to you like that in person, beat the shit outa that piglet!

 

OWNED is right. what a little bitch, hiding behind his parents whether or not him mom is actually a judge. You know someones an ass when they IM you to call you a "fagget" because of your sweater. once again, WHAT A LITTLE BITCH!

 

man i havent had a laugh like that in a long time. i love seeing some one on a power trip be oh so wrong, thats fuckin great.

 

dude i remember kids doing that in like 4th grade....stop bugging me or ill get my uncle whos in the fbi to arrest you....cool...cool

 

hell yea ill go, we can go on an ass stompin rampage. any of those little fucks that you feel need it, im game. who else is with me!!!! not every day you see a mob of pissed off potheads......"FOR MILES THEY WILL HEAR US COME. THE CHOKING FROM OUR TOKING WILL BE OUR CALL AND IT WILL ROLL LIKE THUNDER, AND WE WILL LEAVE NOTING BUT ROLLING SMOKE AND ROACHES IN OUR WAKE...fear us"

 

^^
lmao i fell outta the chair laughing when I read that