this thread is about you

everything is about you....


isn't it?!

 

damn right


4,523 posts about me

I'm quite honored, although a bit worried. the last stalker I had gave me some unknown STD

 

don't worry, I only carry well known Std's.....they're all pretty much curable, and the ones that aren't look cool enough that you don't care that you'll never rid yourself of them.....


i hope one day to have 10,000 posts ALL about YOU!!

then maybe you'll take me seriously

 

it will take 15,000 posts for me to take you seriously


so get to fucking posting

it has taken me almost 5 years to build up 25,000

although I took many many breaks consisting of months in that time. Almost a year that one time

 

fuck sakes, you're high maintenance....

15, 000?!


I'll never make it....

I have to go back to work soon, which is going to significantly decrease my average daily posts.....

maybe in a couple years i'll reach 15,000 if im lucky...

 

no no no

a true ganja follower doesn't need to work

and can't afford the time it takes away from being here

just don't do it

 

you're right, I should just go on welfare...or better yet move back in with my parents just so I can reach my posting goal...

if im going to be serious about this, i need to rethink sleeping, eating, and general day to day hygiene practices...

and in the event i do need to leave the computer (emergency situations only) I will post from my blackberry!!

pfffftttt.....stupid me, thinkin i needed a job

 

this is how I've achieved it


hard work and determination, and weeks and weeks without showers or bathroom breaks

 

I don't have a wife to take care of me though.....

can i borrow yours?

 

get one from Russia

not only are they cheap, but they are fucking hawt too

and will poop and fuck on command

 

i dont really dig european chicks, they're too high maintenance....


and i'm not fuckin payin for a bitch either, she should be payin for me

 

the small initial investment would more than pay for her in the long run

trust me

where do you think I got mine from?

 

i can make it about me, but i won't

 

but...

it IS about you fitz.....

isn't everything about YOU?

 

maybe in 5 minutes it will be

 

i dont even know what that means

 

or do you know exactly what it means

 

Ganja and Fitzy, move aside. There's a new bitch in town.

 

does it mean we'll be having sex? cause that's kind of the vibe im gettin here.....

 

thats already in the plans to happen. i thought we were talking about what type of cookies to get