Thy God truly hath a random question to ask thee -

Just how many days has thou been able to go without masturbating thee?

 

You better ask how many hours instead of days.

 

18 years, and six months exactly. (ooo.. its my half birthday!)

 

I think I did 13 years once...

 

Thy God appreciates your chastity but be it known that God also appreciates a little honesty...

Now, c'mon guys, thou think that God was born yesterday? I know that you do it much more ofteneth than thou say. If thyself has rugged skin on his genitals, thyself probably plays with it often.

 

i was being honest. if i was a guy, i'm sure i would be doing it everyday, but i'm not. i'd really rather have someone else's fingers (or you know.. maybe a dick) up there.

what a horrible thing to say to God. I should go to hell.

 

Mary -

Your Divine Father loves you and forgives you. Do ten push ups and we'll forget the whole thing.

 

one.. two.. three.. oh fuck! i can't get up!

 

We may haveth a problem here...

Doth you young people ever exercise anymoreth?

 

no we drive cars to get places, even down the block. and use remote controls to do anything we want around the house. why did you give us the knowledge to make us fat? we have had to turn to worshipping a man by the name of Atkins.

 

5 days... i was stoned and the pain from plucking my eyebrows, was driving me crazy.

 

erm to be honest have no idea, longest period of not bothering was probably about 8 weeks, though during that time i was throwing up every day so i guess thats a good explanation, lol.

 

Since I started *ahem* playing with myself, I don't think I've managed to go a week at the most without doing it...

I'm hooked. But at least it's a healthy addiction!

 

I believe three days for me. The sad part is i was trying to go as long as I could without it.