tips for passing a drug test

I got busted the today and now i have to get drug tested in a couple of days. i havent smoked since last saturday (4 days ago) but my parents think i havent smoked since thanksgiving. i'd been smoking 2-3 times a day with some dro. I probably won't have to get tested till monday or tuesday. is there anyway i can possibly pass? please respond fast if u can help....thanks

 

o, and by busted i mean my parents found my brand new vape

 

You're 14.

Christ dude. Maybe you should... i don't know, stop smoking pot until you're responsible enough. Rather than look for ways to avoid the test so you can keep smoking, you could man up, take the heat for what you did and talk to your parents. Let them do some parenting.

Sorry man, I don't think you'll find a lot of help at 14 years old trying to get an easy out. Can't do the time don't do the crime. The phrase speaks for itself.

 

I see Cannabis as an adults only drug. I started at 16 but I didn't start smoking a lot until I was almost 17. Yeah you can argue that there is only 2 years difference between 14 and 16 but your body is going through a lot of growth physical and psychological at 14 that slows down at 16. I was a completly different person at 14 than I was at 16. Also, I think 16 was still a little too young.

I think Cannabis should be legalized for responsible adult use. 18 and over only. So just stop smoking it for a while, let your body grow and become an adult and try it again, you do not need psychedelic substances at this young of an age.

 

yah i was planning on stopping (untill im 16) but i need to pass this first test so me and my parents can be cool. ive been fightin so much with them lately it fuckin suxs and if i dont pass this im screwed in my relationship with them.

 

You could just be honest with them and tell them that you have been smoking pot and tell them that you are going to quit till maybe when your older. It shows honesty and respect towards your folks. Hell you might even get off easy.

 

^^yah i guess, its not gonna be a fun conversation though. o well like swazo says i did the crime so i gotta do the time

 

I sound like an asshole but I am speaking from experience.

I have been busted 4 times by my parents and by the police. The first time I lied and got the worst punishment of all. The second time was even worse because they told me not to keep it in the house but I am an idiot and had it in the house. This time both parents were pissed.
The third time wasen't as bad because I was outside.

at this point i had just been smoking out a window (with my body half out).

Based on my grades (Graduated High School with an A average and got into one of Canadas best business schools) my parents allowed me to smoke outside guilt free.

I straight up told my parents I smoked pot the first time. They were pissed but its not a shocker that a kid tries pot.

Now I live off in residence miles and miles away from home. I bare the responsibility. If i fuck up, im on my own. Welcome to the real world.

 

24-48 hours prior to test, consume a lot of red meat. This will replace the necessary proteins in your system for later on(mainly creatine, what most places check the levels of for dilution).
Beginning about 4 hours before your exam, drink 8oz. of water every 30 min. This will cause the dilution of your urine.
About 1-1.5 hours before your test consume a large amount of either vitamin B2 or B12(a good source is Centrum Liquid). This will ensure your urine is a nice vitamin yellow to throw of suspicion of dilution.
Before the vitamins, make sure you are peeing every 30 min. to check the dilution; you'll know it is diluted when it is just about clear. After vitamins, keep peeing until you see the bright vitamin yellow. The piss after that one is the one you want to use for best odds.

 

THC is stored in fat.

I highly doubt the above will work.

Exercise and lots of it till you're sweating is the best option.

If its a home test my only clue is:



bleach.

 

Actually my friends and I have used that method and it has always worked. Your comment of where it is stored is of little validity.The method has to do with the dilution of the urine. Because the urine is diluted to that degree, very few of the THC metabolytes (that is what is stored in fat, not THC), which are slowly being released from the fat, will be released with the urine. The other steps are to reduce the chances of the dilution being detected. You had best actually research some chemistry and/or biology before you outrightly discredit a method.

Exercise is a good option if you have at least 2 weeks. Bleach is detectable by smell and chemically(if not an in home test) and is only used as a mask.

 

I do believe that you should stop until about 17 or 18 , get ur life together then u can focus on the fun.

 

yah i ended up telling my mom i would probly test negative, and i didnt get punished that bad. im ungrounded (sorta) starting christmas break, but ill have to get tested till after the upcomming summer break. o well this will give me a chance to catch up school work i've been falling behind in.

 

My friend put some clean urine from a friend in a cigar tube tied it to his leg with heat pads on it and passed his test with flying colors. The heat reading thing on the side was even in perfect range even though the person that gave him the test didn't even look. Oh and why stop smoking lol I've been smoking since I was 13 and I feel that I have developed into a good person I'm in college right now and I'm not smoking crack yet.

 

Well, as st.stephen said his grades have been falling, so stopping for now might be best for him. Diff strokes -> Diff folks

 

And I know of someone who tried to use somenoe elses piss and... got someone elses piss all over himself. LMFAO

 

how much bleach should i put in my water to pass a test that is in 5 days

 

Lol, you're kidding right?

 

no im not idk any other way

 

lol, a drop or two of bleach from what I hear works.
But yea, my parents had drug tested me a few years back when I still lived at home, and luckily for me, they bought a test that didnt test for marijuana but everything else lol.
So maybe you might get lucky and have that happen to you.
But if you do get busted, best thing to do is talk to your parents about it and quit until you've gotten yourself together and won their trust back.