tips to young girls on how to get laid

1.Go to a place where males gather.
2. Approach a male and request sex.
3. Sleep with male.
4. Give him the phone number for domino's and tell him it's your cell
repeat as necessary

 

girls have it easy :/ , anyguy lol wouldnt turn down a chick whose on it, a guy on the other hand would get slapped before he even finished saying sex

 

It's not that easy! Girls have to tell the guy they want to have sex with him, and then wait for two tenths of a second until he says yes. It's not as easy as you think. Maybe now I have opened your eyes

 

Think about it really. If a girl just walked up to you and asked you for sex would you
a) believe her?
b) sleep with a girl who walked up to a stranger and asked for sex?

 

Yes and yes... Ofcourse if she was hot. Yes, Im desperate.

 

i wouldnt. I like being std free

 

My point exactly

 

^ yeah wouldn't bang some random whore on the streets cause i don't think it'd be fun to have genital warts, or piss out fire.

 

dude pissing out fire would be hella awesome

 

I wouldn't fuck any random girls either, but I'll let them suck my dick

 

This i see logic in, although. What if they bite?

 

what if they have herpes of the mouth?

 

If they have herpes and want to suck you off, hmm tough question. My answer: look fo anotha hoe.

Girls have it easy to get laid.

Step 1: open vagina
Step 2: wait until penis enter's vagina

 

yes we are the gateways for this madness we call sex.

what is this sex that you speak of?
i have never heard of such atrocity before?

 

welli tried ur techniques and WOW it really work!

 

lmao.

thats hilarious.

if i wanna get laid, i go to a bar.

 

baseball bat, my friend, baseball bat

 

As apposed to having a closed one? Is that possible..? Maybe with the add of sheep it is possible.

 

the pissing fire thing would kick ass lol cept for in the std sense lol that would suck i mean havin an actually flamethrower lol

 

This thread has turned my life around.