Tips To Young Guys On How To Get Laid

you know, my lady does have cravings for tobascco sauce from time to time...

 

tobasco isnt a sperimicide, tobasco sauce is 9/11 times a thousand for your balls man

 

not for the guy, but for the girl.

guy's gentalia are external, hence you could easily wipe it off.
put it on you and get it inside of a girl...
that would be bad.
she would have to have either,
one: an emergency room visit or
two: get a doctor's appointment.

yeah, tabasco sauce would do nothing whatsoever to your balls.
not that you need them, anyway.
they're not at all attractive...

 

^They are the motivation.

 

the balls are?

 

Kind of the driving force.

They cut dogs nuts of so they wont hump your leg.

 

balls are there for courage

 

I know women who would disagree with you on that.

 

so u prefer platic dicks and strap ons then?

 

yeah i dont disagree. i wish the balls would look different. its sorta like that movie "twins" i think thats the name of it, your dick is the magnificent, strong, arnold. and the balls are the short, fat, ugly, hairy, retarded danny devito. except arnold isnt very good looking either, but you get my point.

 

I wish I had two penises instead of balls

 

I once knew a penis that could ride a bike

 

well, your mom can ride my penis like a bike...

 

i think hippy i am is just saying that guys can just wipe peanut butter off their dicks. girrls would have the peanut butter stuck in their vaginas, which would suck, cus it would either take a really long time to discharge out (or never), which would then lead to a really gross doctor's visit, and like she said, maybe even some humiliating procedure to get it out. like:
doctor: but how could this possibly happen? what were you thinking?
girl: my boyfriend said that peanut butter was the ultimate in new wave spermicidesss

oh, and dogs with their balls cut off still hump things like legs. my bf's dog doesnt have any balls, and he humps pillows and blankets like a jackrabbit

 

Thats for two reasons.
One he just the procedure and isnt used to his new self.
Two, its a control thing dogs do when they are excited. Female dogs do it too in this way.

I'm quiet the dog humpingmaster...
:x

 

my dogs a girl and she humps everything in sight

 

Exactly right.

Leg humping in dogs is not about sex; it is about dominance. If your dog humps, he is dominating you; get him to training classes, remind him who is boss.

Gaum; this is why your dog humps. It isn't that uncommon in females, and again, is not about sex, but about trying to exert control over you. She needs further training.

 

exactly.
girls think alike

but no, to mr. green: plastic dicks & strap ons?
how do you get that out of my concern for
a woman to get a nasty infection on having tabasco inside her vagina?

i feel sorry for you if you think that just because i don't want tabasco sauce in my vagina, then you think i'm automatically a kinky lesbian.

dildos and strap-ons?
please, do us a favor & fuck yourself.

 

bahaha, my dog, training!?? haha funny one. my dog has never been trained and training dogs is absolutely stupid imo. unless its for like guide dogs or something useful like that. its like hey, i own you, do what the fuck i want you to do. fuck that.

 

Oh my dear god, my little ears