i was at a school function and my mom comes in my room and cleans shit up and puts shit in my bathroom drawer however i had stuff in my glasses case my (paraphnailia and such) and she moved it to a different drawer..im paraniod as fuck but i think that she wouldve taken it and then talked to me about it however im still pretty freakin paranoid
hahaha I thought this would be a tits thread.. lmao if she didnt say anything she probably didnt see it.
Tits!!!! Did someone say Tits!!! Well I guess we all know how to get our attention for a bullshit thread. Why not call it. "Oh, shit my mom almost found my stash!!!" Thread.
If something's "the tits" then it means it's good. Like "the bollocks" from "the dog's bollocks". The thinking was that the dogs bollocks must be great if he's constantly licking them.. Rubbish fact of the day #1
Maybe your mom is just mad chill. My mom found my pipe and she didn't take it away. but she did say something about it, ie: "whats with the dope pipe?"
"...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here, man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits, Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does not belong on the list." George Carlin my hero