To settle an old myth,...

Myth #1 of many to come:

Cum and its Taste:

Ahhhh,...the blowjob. The infamous male pleasure experience. You feel wonderful after you jiz in the girl's mouth or on her tits, but do you ever think; "DOES MY CUM TASTE BAD?"

Well, to answer your question, cum can taste good, and can taste downright awful. Your cum will tend to taste bad if you eat a lot of red meat. If you eat a lot of veggies your cum will taste fine, but the side effects are you will fart more.

This theory has been tested by many women, (and men,) including myself. My personal account: I had a boyfriend who ate a ton of red meat, and his cum tasted like eating a daisy with mold on it! Even after days, eating, and brushing, I could still taste the rachid semen and would occasionally gag. With my current boyfriend, (who eats barely eats red meat, but a lot of veggies and poultry,) I can't even taste his cum. Now I actually enjoy giving head and will lick it off if we are having sex and he jizzes on my breasts! I enjoy the experience.

So as proved by me among other women, this is true.

Conclusion: Vegetarians will get better head due to taste.

Sincerely,

 

Hey that was a big help....I think me and my girlfriend will be altering our diets a little bit thanx to this post.

 

A person's intake of red meat vs. veggies is not the only thing that affects taste...

Non-smokers taste FAR better than smokers (I'm talking tobacco here, I don't know whether heavy daily pot use will affect it).

Alcohol also makes a big difference. The day after he went out & got good & drunk the night before (especially on hard liquor) is NOT the time to give head! Of course, an occasional night out is one thing, but a few beers nearly every evening after work is bad, at least IMO...

 

I have always been and I guess I will continue to be skeptical about this "vegetarians' cum tastes better than omnivores' cum" theory. I think it's something that vegetarians have latched onto without any real proof, only an oft-repeated claim that now, because it's so common, now has the "ring of truth" to it.

The only semen I've ever tasted (and probably will ever taste) is mine. I eat a good balanced amount of vegetables, fish, poultry and red meat. My semen simply tasted salty. That's about it. (Yes, I've tasted it on some occasions -- this is a first-hand account).

I don't think there is a thing on this earth that you could eat and still be tasting five days later. Why embellish a claim to the point that it's nearly impossible to believe?

My cum tastes like salty snot. No big deal. But if vegetarians need this to pump themselves up and feel all cool, they can have it. I would put money on people's inability to prove in a taste-test that they could discern the difference.

Blue skies,
-Jeffrey

 

I'm not even sure that the semen he would ejaculate the next day after the night out drinking would even have been produced so recently. It's not like a guy's body churns it out on the spot... So unless you believe that the semen you tasted was definitely made by his body after the night drinking, I think your theory could use a little work.

Blue skies,
-Jeffrey

 

my ex constantly ate meat, and his cum tasted absolutely fine. it was extrememly tolerable, if not a pleasure. so i dont think that theory is consistant IMO.

 

Well all I can say is...

It's all in the head....

(Ha ha ha...pun sort of intended but apt..)

strawpuppy

 

So the vegetarians are resorting to propaganda eh?

 

I'd fund the study.

 

ive heard that if a person eats pineapples their cum will taste like pina coladas. is this true?

 

only if they drink lotsa rum too.

 

i laugh at that.......... i'll have to test that out,......as for the propaganda study,..hey why not? if it will change peoples ways...............thats cool that your bf eat constant red meat and it tasted fine, guess youre a lucky one!

 

I read in a magazine once that there is a pill. It is called RELEASE. I think the different flavours you can have are green apple, cherry, strawberry and orange. But i have never tried it or know of anyone who says it works.


Peace & Love

 

my bf says i taste good after eating peaches

 

I've been with hardcore carnivores, as well as vegans, and I have deducted that all semen tastes the same.

 

I don't agree with this at all. I'm damn near a carnivore and my head receiver loves my cum, saying how good it tastes. I also tasted it myself and it was sort of sweet and salty.

 

Exactly. Now we have me, you, Valkyrie and others saying that this ridiculous claim by vegetarians is pretty much bunk. Just what they think happens differently, biologically, in the testicles and vas deferense and ampulla and all that is a mystery to me. It's like thinking that just because sharks don't seem to get cancer, eating shark cartilage will prevent it in humans. It's like believing that if I want to be as strong as a bulldozer, I should eat parts of a bulldozer. Pish-posh.

Funny how no one has ever posted (to my knowledge) any scientific papers that have studied this semen-taste issue and found anything other than anecdotal evidence for an alleged difference in taste -- which would have to be governed by a change in chemical makeup!

Blue skies,
-Jeffrey

 

This is the best fucking post ever.

 

Yeah, your body really does "churn it out on the spot". Every five minutes or so.

Really, I think this whole thing is a load of crap. Why do people care if someones cum tastes like shit? If cum tastes bad, don't give head. Simple as that.

 

Totally... And, those who smoke menthols, taste better than those who smoke regulars...

I found this out because I was with a guy who would switch between the two (not just a bunch of different guys, cuz how would you know if it wasn't just the guy?). Anytime he would smoke menthols, his cum tasted much more mild and sweeter... When he'd switch back to regs, it would get more bitter.

Now, I've never tasted a guy that quit smoking while we were together, so I can't vouch for that one. But, all the non-smokers I've been with, taste better than all the smokers...