tommorow I'm havign a colonoscopy

and not the small kind but the kind where they go all the way up to your fucking stomach and stick a tube down your throat at the same time. yes that is right the nurse with be giving me an enema then shooting barium liquid up my ass after I drink 8 ounces of it at 6 in the morning for my noon appoitment....
anyone had one what are they like? painful, were you freaked? because I am scared as hell.

 

that
sounds really really unfun

I'm gonna avoid that as much as possible. Simply because it sounds so awkward and ungood. Not necessarily painful, just extraordinarily awkward

 

I know blahhh they're gonna sedate me and give me a shot in my throat for the tubey thing down my throat,,,forget the name but yeah my ass is exit only and it's a male GI hahhhhhh hit...hopefully not literally lol

 

you should go dressed like santa claus

 

it'll be over in no time
(granted, i have no clue how long this procedure lasts)

plus, you'll be sedated...hope its not too arkward

 

I hope the sedatives are fun. Best of luck getting through the procedure.

 

Uh...lyns....

At this point and time....I'm REALLY glad I'm not you...

Good luck with that...

A shot in the throat? I don't know...that might be worse than that tube up your pooper.

 

yeah, but liquid barium up the ass is probably nastier yet

 

LOL

Hey I know someone who had that done, and they said it was no big deal. You cant even feel it with the drugs they give you, and you arent in a compromising position or anything. Good luck, but I am sure the anticipation is the worst part.

 

WARNING: You will be farting up a storm afterward.

You better not be planning any dates or anything for that night

 

dave had one & his mother (who was a nurse in that doc's office) had to pull him off her boss, he was ready to beat some ass. he still gets fired up about it.

 

haha, you're so cute miss Annie.

 

I had one of those last year, the drugs they gave me were super trippy, infact I can't even remember if they put me totally out or if I was in a wierd lucid state. But I seem to remember at one point looking at a screen and realising that was my insides, and I thaught it was so hilarious...man those drugs rocked!

 

That sounds fun. I want some!

 

you can't have any, they're all mine

 

Come on bro, dont hide, divide.

 

wow that is disturbing on an unexplainable level not only would i not be able to let somebody probe me anally i would not be able to allow them to shoot liquid into my arse either

 

i'm gonna get that on a shirt.

 

hah im gonna take like 3 codeines and a shit load of valium or maybe not the codeine it makes me cry and get super emotional.

 

Just imagine an metal octopus took you out for a really nice dinner, and you had too much wine. You'll be through it in no time.

Try not to worry about it too much, you'll get through it. ANd your colon'll thank ya for it.

Take care Lyns.