Speaking for experience (?) 5. I think you must be mistaken Officer 4. Why are you picking on me? 3. What have I supposed to have done wrong? 2. You lot are all the same 1. Have you nothing better to do pal? = Bound to provoke a reaction that you don't want
All these but not necessarily in this order. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koukEmHmaUk&feature=related"]Chris Rock- How not to get your ass kicked by the police - YouTube
"Before we take this any further, may I please see your warrant card in order that I may satisfy that you are indeed a police officer?"