Trousers

What do you all think of trousers?? As an invention I think they're up there with light-bulbs and bottle-openers.

 

I prefer skirts

 

I like skirts, skirts are fun

I like trousers, they keep my legs warm.

 

surely that would depend on the type of trousers

 

I like trousers, trousers are cool. I feel really comfy in them (except that mine fall down a lot 'cos I'm small!) and am secure in the fact that silly boys can't come along and pull them up like they can skirts!!!! I like wearing skirts n dresses too, but only when it's warm enough......

I also think you need to start sleeping at night

 

Why do people say a PAIR of trousers if trousers are just one item?

 

Ah, now you're getting into the deeper mysteries. Are you sure you're ready to pursue this quest? Because once you start you can never stop.

 

because a singular trouser is just one leg! SILLY

 

You know I think you hit the nail on the head there Fleassy I hope it didn't hurt that poor nail

 

Right, that's the last straw. This cruelty to nails has got to stop! I'm starting up a society for the prevention of hitting nails on the head! Who's with me?

Btw, trousers and bare feet look great

 

sounds like someone has a fetish. lol

 

For nails? That's disgusting! My society will protect nails from nail-head bashers AND nail-fetish rapists too!

 

There's something unmistakably scottish about them though.

 

and it's a shame about the colour scheme too.I mean, tartan! Purlease!

 

my lack of fashion sense is neither here nor there. Trousers still beat kilts any day!

 

What, you mean drag nights?

 

Those poor nails Save the nails! YEAH!

 

But surely a pair is two items, and trousers are not two items.

 

I wonder what would happen if you went into a shop and asked to buy a single trouser?? They probably have a special button behind the desk for those kind of situations. No sooner have you asked than you find yourself tied up in a room being beaten by a soggy trout. Oh yes, I know their game.

 

Reminds me of a trick Keith Moon used to play while on tour.

He'd go into a clothes shop - usually quite p
osh ones, if I remember correctly - and ask to buy a pair of "strong trousers". A pair would be brought for him, but he'd say he doubted their strength, and asked if it could be proven. So he'd hold one leg, the shop assistant would hold the other, and they'd pull. That is, they'd pull until the two legs tore apart from each other.

Then, a friend Keith Moon's would appear with crutches and one leg concealed from sight. Upon seeing the torn single leg trousers, the one-legged fellow would smile and say "Ahh, exactly what I was looking for!"

Keith would insist that the man take both trouser legs, in case the other could be put to some use.