true emcees

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by daveykronick, Jan 14, 2008.

  1. daveykronick

    daveykronick Banned

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    where the true emcees at? i breathe rap, hip hop is what i need bad. my freestyle exceeds phat. clap a whack emcees cap back fast when i spit ill facts on sick tracks. its plain and simple, i be givin dudes brain dimples. spraying shit like stencils, erasing dudes like the ends of pencils.

    freeeestyleeeee
    whatttt y'all gott
     
  2. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    hahahaha



    you can't type a freestyle. typing allows for editing, rearranging, correcting. you review what you wrote before you save/post it....

    my other opinions regarding this post need not be expressed.
     
  3. mynameisjake07

    mynameisjake07 Banned

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    Yo im J to the B, im the illest MC. All you mother fuckers cant step on me, cuz Im gonna hit you with 1000 rhymes in 1 minute cuz' dats my limit. So I look up in the sky and Illuminati in the skies with 1000 eyes in disguise. Two fives running the shit today with my niggas to the west with the bullet proof vest and my niggas in the east with the illest beats. Put a warning sticker on my forehead cuz Im gonna fuck you up with the methaporfical mastermind of a genius.

    Just off the tip of my tongue....ehh
     
  4. SirTokesAlot

    SirTokesAlot Lives

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    haha some of this shit you guys spit is hilarious..

    flow-time..

    Bow down this here is tokesalot, dont hoax a lot, but I got that spot. In the forums once again fin to throw my spin all you brothas stayin high while im stoppin by. Dont mind me you know im no sucka MC just doin my shit and blowin them trees. But dont take my word, we can do it like the readin rainbow, smokin on that indo dont give your info all I need is flight, all up in my sight. Cuz when im feelin down, dont bring that brown, dealin the sticky up and down town
     
  5. killswitchjd

    killswitchjd Senior Member

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    you all suck
    earth shattering first to burst battering, sean price on your block drug trafficking.

    thats a decent freestyle start by sean price, your shit is weak and not new or creative
     
  6. daveykronick

    daveykronick Banned

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    kill switch yous a bitch how the fuck you gonna talk shit when you dont even spit dawg i come equipped brah with sick gifts blessed by god i wreck your whole squad y'all dont really wanna brawl cuz you know you gonna fall 6 feet in the ground when i lay down this sick sound the bitches come in from miles around how the fuck you gonna say dzk aint original dawg i breathe hip hop prinicipals spittin dope like chemicals lift ya right out them tennis shoes you finna lose when you battle real dudes that dont play by the rules plus we all know yous a tool and when i spit rhymes i leave you retarded in drool yellow bus ridin to school
     
  7. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    I'm the weakest MC you'll ever see, but please dont judge me on my creativity. Cuz my rap is free, style is what i need, but you dont have to read, you can click the x and leave. oh shit i have to pee.....

    ....Waitin, shakin, feel im gonna burst, if i wait another minute it will really start to hurt. get into the bathroom, its time to do work, whip that shit out and squirt, squirt, squirt.

    umm... yeah... im no MC.... lol.
     
  8. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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    ^^thats the best rap ive seen in this thread
     
  9. daveykronick

    daveykronick Banned

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    any motherfucker can be an emcee but no motherfucker is as real as me as real as dee that motherfucker who be holdin OZ's y'all know me to rip a beat coldly i come boldly eatin up whack emcees like ravioli fold dudes like clothing and you know i'm holding the shit ya motherfuckers dream of smokin 1 hit will have ya chokin 1 hit of the shit i spit will leave ya back broken
     
  10. mynameisjake07

    mynameisjake07 Banned

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    I laughed at killswitch cuz he was the worst of all but he hated on everyone else. Hes dumb.
     
  11. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    yo dis green, bustin out my mic - just on the hype, TC aint no dyke, hes just atached to the crack pipe. yea my garden is wer i roll, ti's were my herbs grow, yeah that thc sticky ichy, MOFO ill hax ur pc before you get picky. crack game can get tricky, esp when ur skin gets itchy, scratch till ur blood is pouring, then suck dick and the general whoring. yeah i suck at rap, i dont cruise my neighbourhood with bat nor a gat.
    im just an average bear with some bud, i dont gangbang im no blood.
    i leave my shitty lines at that, before i get too crude - just wait now for smokindude. =P
     
  12. E-Rocc

    E-Rocc Banned

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    Yall shoutin vomit, your rhymes lack edicate, ill flows slack, deficate on your crane,
    strange crew, Shaolin, youd say he's insane. Red eyes for fire flies, worth more than the cottage cheese on your thighs, like the carnivore's prey, feast on you alive,
    come out at the carnival to play, you know everybody dies, but me, from the ether, my magic spells exceed from your creature comforts, youll never know what lifes worth, from the time of alchemy, stick a leech on your heart.
     
  13. PurlpeSAC

    PurlpeSAC Member

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    If I was a true emcee I wouldn't be typing what I want to say
    I wouldn't be rhyming like I was trying to get involved and play
    I rather be on the corner hustling tons of yay (no?)
    make my millions and throw tons a-way (blow?)
    buy some useless things like I had money growing on trees
    no wonder I'm dealing for petty cash just growing my leaves
    please would someone help me find me some snacks
    i got the munchies but I'm also looking for that smack! get at me. =)
     
  14. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    yo yo yo
    i got shit locked on my block i be slangin mad rocks
    you can hear me a mile away from the boom out my box
    keep the glock in my pants and the vials in my socks
    duck up in the corner to get a lick on my cock
    i got steel gloves so you get knocked when we box
    my gat bust slugs just for fun when i rock
    the mic the the girls be screamin my name
    it take nothin for me to put your ass to shame
    you cant compare to peice of my hair
    so back up out my face homie i teach D.A.R.E.
    to school kids by living out the stories
    your whack ass life style is straight boring
    I drop acid by the fistful and dont give a shit
    cuz I created God and fucked his bitch
    what.
     
  15. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    fuck milk, got beer?
     
  16. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    you tryin to battle son?
    yo yo yo
    they say the dope be leaving your brain laggin
    but chasing the dragon to me is like a defraggin
    my brown powder so slammin leave ya nose bleedin
    pop open your veins and leave your skin leakin
    i put that shit in the foil and burn it till it's oil
    blow up through the tube while the smoke coils
    up into your lungs and make your chest burst
    dont fuck with me cuz my drugs is the worst
    i kill anyone without a ryhme or a reason commit
    treason on my country and laugh like a demon
    bombs strapped to my chest and blow up a Walmart
    saying La illaha il Allah il Allah Akbaru
     
  17. daveykronick

    daveykronick Banned

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    they call me davey kronick
    i spit nothin but logic
    that boobonic? shit you know i got it
    by the case load, i erase hoes
    who think they game swoll
    kick ass an take names bro
    spit dope like verbal caine flows
    while i blow ounces of dro
    hoes dont even know what they in foe
    i'm killin off all y'all kin folk cuz i been broke
    my pockets is hurtin thats why i stay servin this durban
    givin a higher learnin when i be burnin
    and yeah... I'm POLISH so fuck the GERMANS!
     
  18. hippy i am

    hippy i am poppy seed bagels

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    I dig this Wonka. It's great. :D
     

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