UK Forum Awards 2009: The Results

It's arrived! Let the prize ceremony begin!






We do expect speeches from the winners of each category, and bitter recriminatians from the runners up... so without further ado...



Rolf Harris Prize for Best Signature

WINNER
Joshua Tree (2)

Runners up:
Jaitaiyai (1)
Queerpoet (1)
Silverhippy (1)
Lithium (1)
Fingermouse (1)


The "Jaitayai Eats Puppies" Silver Platter and Carving Knife for Cutest Pets

WINNER
Fingermouse (5)

Runners up:
Jaitaiyai (1)
CrucifiedDreams (1)
Lithium (1)


Nick Griffin Award for Best Foreign Poster in the UK Forum

WINNER
Silverhippy (5)

Runners up:
Jaitaiyai (1)
Opel Diamond (1)
CrucifiedDreams (1)
Piaf (1)


Jim Davidson Award for Funniest Poster

WINNER
Lithium (4)

Runners up:
Silverhippy (1)
Jaitaiyai (1)
Lillallyloukins (1)
Face Eater (1)
Fingermouse (1)


J0rg award for absent poster who is almost certainly dead

WINNER
J0hn (5)

Runners up:
Jaitaiyai (1)
Finnaz (1)
Paulfreespirit (1)
LA Matthews (0.5)
Raskalization (0.5)


The "Where are they now?" Challenge Trophy

WINNER
MoonBeam (2)

Runners up:
Cairo (1)
Jaitaiyai (1)
Verseau_miracle (1)
Finnaz (1)


The Sharpened Boomerang for Best Returning Poster

JOINT WINNERS
Raskalization (2)
Jaitaiyai (2)

Runners up:
Paulfreespirit (1)
Autumn Leaves (1)


Jeremy Clarkson Award for You're a Right Wing Bastard But We Sort of Like You

WINNER
Odon (2)

Runners up:
Loughman (1)
Jaitaiyai (1)
Peace Phoenix (1)
Silverhippy (1)


The Big Mac Award for fittest poster

WINNER
Lithium (2)

Runners up:
PinkMoon (1)
Jaitaiyai (1)
Opel Diamond (1)
Joshua Tree (1)


The Karma Police Award for most caring poster

WINNER
Fingermouse (3)

Runners up:
Lithium (2)
Jaitaiyai (1)
Lillallyloukins (1)
Phoenix_indigo (1)


Jeremy Kyle Award for Smugness

JOINT WINNERS
mamaKCita (2)
Odon (2)
Peace Phoenix (2)

Runner up:
Jaitaiyai (1)


The Zed's Dead Award for posthumous poster

WINNER
J0hn (2)

Runners up:
Jaitaiyai (1)
Phoenix Indigo (1)
Jesus (1)


The Blue Peter Cocaine Binge for Most Creative Poster

WINNER
Jaitaiyai (2)

Runners up:
LA Matthews (1)
Peace Phoenix (1)
Fingermouse (1)


Cairo award for most fictional poster

JOINT WINNERS:
Jaitaiyai (1.5)
Piaf (1.5)

Runners up:
Cairo (1)
Silverhippy (1)
Iceman (1)
J0hn (1)


The Cuckoo's Nest award for most certifiable poster

WINNER
Jaitaiyai (2)

Runners up:
Piscesqueen (1)
Quoth the Raven (1)
Lithium (1)


The John Prescott Award for most eloquent poster

WINNER
Loughman (2)

Runners up:
Claire (1)
Jaitaiyai (1)
Silverhippy (1)
Lithium (1)


Joseph Stalin Jury Prize for Most Liberal Poster

WINNER
Peace Phoenix (3)

Runners up:
Raskalization (1)
Jaitaiyai (1)
Piaf (1)
Fountains of nay (1)


The Obama Special Cake for Best Newcomer

WINNER
Lillallyloukins (3)

Runners up:
Jaitaiyai (1)
Lithian (1)
Ian (1)
Joshua Tree (1)


The Margaret Thatcher Memorial g-string for most elderly poster who is not yet dead

JOINT WINNERS:
Silverhippy (2)
Lithian (2)

Runners up:
The Reverend (1)
Jaitaiyai (1)
Jonny2mad (1)


Pete Doherty's Soiled Underpants for most wasted former

WINNER
Quoth the Raven (3)

Runners up:
Jaitaiyai (1)
121 (1)
LA Matthews (0.5)
Paulfreespirit (0.5)


The Tweenies Giant Shoes for junior poster

WINNER
Jaitaiyai (4)

Runners up:
Silverhippy (1)
CrucufiedDreams (1)


Hollyoaks award for best teenage drama in the UK forum

WINNER
Nynysuts (5.5)
In her own words: “The time nynysuts went out with quoth the raven for 2 weeks before going off with finnaz who then dumped her and left the forum as she was a bit too obsessive”

Runners up:
Jaitaiyai (1)
Finn (0.5)


Reptilian Shapeshifting Award for Best Proponent of the New World Order in the UK Forum

JOINT WINNERS
Jaitaiyai (2)
Jonny2mad (2)


Lithium award for weirdness

WINNER
Ian (3)

Runners up:
Lithium (1)
Jaitaiyai (1)
Face Eater (1)
Jonny2mad (1)


Gordon Broon Award for most lugubrious poster

WINNER
Ian (2)

Runners up:
Odon (1)
Jaitaiyai (1)


The David Cameron Award for person who really shouldn't be allowed to run the country

WINNER
Jonny2mad (2)

Runners up:
Ian (1)
Face Eater (1)
Paulfreespirit (1)
Loughman (1)


UK Forum Grammar Granny

WINNER
Lithium (3)

Runners up:
Fingermouse (1)
Jorg (1)
Loughman (1)


The Joe Pasquale award for stealing other peoples jokes

JOINT WINNERS
Silverhippy (1)
Raskalization (1)
Buttfluff (1)


The Ian Award for Mr UK Forum Ian 2009

WINNER
Lithium (4)

Runners up:
Joshua Tree (2)
Jaitaiyai (1)
Raskalization (1)


The Ian Award for Miss UK Forum Ian 2009

WINNER
Fingermouse (4)

Runners up:
Opel Diamond (2)
Jaitaiyai (1)
CrucifiedDreams (1)


The Noel Edmonds Special Prize for the person most deserving of an award who isn't notable in any way

WINNER
Autopho2be (2)

Runners up:
Nldn (1)
Azog150 (1)
Piaf (1)
CrucifiedDreams (1)
Fingermouse (1)


Don't forget to display your awards proudly in your signatures! Thankyou, and good night:willy_nilly:

 

Now the EGGcitement is over, just a quick reminder of the prize rules:
All winners are to receive a comedy oversize cheque for £500, paid for by the runners up in their category. Please see rule #579 of the spindle game for full details of penalties for non-payment... these include but are not limited to tickling, chinese burns and / or death.

Please leave quietly and take your lubricants with you.

 

Yay I got an award!

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Totally agree!

(except for the runner up, sorry about that Jai )

 

Lame

 

Also.. who voted me in the tweenies category? I'm no tween! I haven't even been a teen for 6 whole months! lol

 

Yeah, um ... that was you?

 

Ha. I got a vote in that category too

Peace

 

Silly me! :toetap05:

Im going back to bed!

 

unaccustomed to public speaking as I am,

I'd like to say thank you on behalf of myself and the group,

and I hope we passed the audition

 

Hey who voted me for right wing bastard? Grrrrr! And smug? Smug? Do you know who I am?

 

I wondered about the right wing thing too.

And smug? Smug? Do you know who you are? Haha, like you all the same! :cheers2:

 

Do you mind if I don't...
Doesn't quite quite have the element of truth or is particularly that funny for me to do so.
Sorry.
I know it's xmas n all...but I thought about it...and I don't feel like playing along.
Now if it had been: "The Othello award for killing the things he loves..."
It might have been different.

 

I think you'll find that should be "Thank you" Mr Grammar Granny

 

You smug bastard.

 

Shut ya face...

 

Alright old chap. Excuse me while I burn some CD's off a fellow pirate.

 

Cya Tomorrow. :cheers2:

 

It is tomorrow.

 

:frown:

I wasn't going to be around today.

(Ok, ok, you got me... )