Uncontrollable Boners

So guys. The uncontrollable boner. It's happened to you all before. In places where you really would not want to be seen with "junior" pushing on your trousers: in class, in the library...maybe on stage. We all can't help thinking of that beautiful image of some sex scene or really hot girl and imagine us screwing her rotten. So tell all of us: where did it happen, when, if you did anything to suppress it and were you caught.

 

Ho, hummmmmm....you oughta get yersef a womin or take up wanking to rid yersef of sech common interest. If other guys is owl yer interest, go find some and ask 'em.

 

I always get hard onstage. I equate singing to eating pussy though, so thats not terribly odd.

 

too bad one of these never seems to be around when you need it...and always seems to be attached to an asshole...one of life's many quandaries. :tongue:

 

Ah, yes, 15-19, I remember it well, sometimes it would pop up for no reason at all, when I wasnt even thinking about sex. at 15 I switched from a backpack to over the shoulder bag so I had something handy to cover it

 

About the same age for me- I found long coats or student files had the same use as cover.

 

You are my hero

 

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Music and sex are the same thing... sex is physical music, and music is aural sex. I have both in my soul lol.

 

and performance is satisfaction! Stage boners just happen!

 

Oh geez I hated that shit in highschool. Do you know how hard it is to get a boner down that wasn't prompted by sexual thoughts?! Fuck loads on mental calculus.

 

haha i got soft just THINKING about numbers! unless in a time signature...

 

hell yeah. lol youre awesome man



oh.... and it must suck to be a guy when stuff liket hat happens.. i'm so glad us ladies have nothing like that to worry about =) unless you arent wearing a bra and you get a bad case of nipplitus or something which usually doesnt even matter lol. so yeah that whole uncontrollable boner thing sucks lol.

 

Why thank you! You look pretty awesome yourslef... I'd like to see your "nippilitus"... nothing to be embarrased of there!

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i always liked it when guys got boners at the beach and their swimming trunks were wet.

 

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that makes so much sense

 

or unless you're so horny all the time you're squirming around in your seat all day, and if you forgot to wear a pad that day you have to walk around with a wet spot on the back of your pants or skirt. :tongue:

 

me too. it's just adorable.

 

i've had the horny part but not the wet spot. oh jeez lol.

 

That's funny cause I hated that.

 

in which case you find your boyfriend, fuck buddy, dude you're totally into, whoever you want and you do the deed under the stairwell. or in the gym shower. or something epic along those lines.