United States Cops

Blow, more than a hooker on coke.

Besides that statement, heres a little story

Me and my friends are in my friend friday's driveway, a cop rolls up and drives past and looks at us and we're hitting a bowl, so we leave. We get about 300 feet away from the house, and we stopped and I asked "why the fuck is he patrolling in meriweather?"


Oh, another story

Me, derek, friday, sherod, casey, josh are all smoking blunts at the park in Holly Park(a neighborhood) and a cop is patrolling and it's like 7. and it's dark cause this is winter time when this happened. The cop has his blue lights flashing, just his blue lights, and no siren, drives past us and we drop the blunt and run. We come back and try to find the blunt it took us a good 20 minutes to find it, then casey found it and derek said "luck of the fucking irish casey".


Cops are such fucking fat pigs, fuck 'em.

FUCK FUCK FUCK da police comin straight from the underground got a young nigga down cause im brown and not the otha color.



Discuss how much we hate cops.

 

They're bitches, for the most part. There are a VERY small percentage of cops that aren't too bad, but most of them can lick my balls and choke on chode.

I would tell some stories, but I've already posted most of them and you guys are probably tired of reading them. haha

 

I concur dude, I have a hatred for cops.

 

Hey, don't discriminate. It's a big country.
I've not run into much trouble with the cops here in Pittsburgh. The cops are only dicks in the crack neighborhoods and sometimes highways, really.

You know what's really funny about cops though? If you say 'sir' you can pretty much say anything to them. (Test this at your own risk.)

 

I don't know about that, but I once got pulled over for giving a cop the finger and he was being a bitch, so I was blowing my cigarette smoke in his face and cussing him like a dog. He didn't like the cigarette smoke in his face, so he told me to stop blowing it at him, but I just kept doing it and told him to back up if he didn't want smoke in his face because I wasn't doing anything illegal; just smoking a cigarette. He eventually got frustrated because I wasn't letting him intimidate me, so he started cussing me back and telling me to shut the fuck up, which I ignored. haha When he was getting back in his car to leave, I gave him the finger again, but I'm not sure if he saw it. lol

 

are you implying you have a chode?

 

haha no, I didn't say MY chode. My dick is much longer than it is wide. A few people on the forums can confirm this:tongue: haha

 

oh you got a web cam and want to cyber i see

sexy

 

hahaha Not quite. I'm too lazy for all that. lol

 

haha it's perfectly fine to be too lazy for that

 

Not only am I too lazy, but I am without a webcam. My apologies

 

Really, if they do anything out of line, you can get them in way more trouble than they can get you.
Unless they kill you.

 

you know the trouble with cops in pittsburgh., Only 3 died instead of 10..
Poplowski is a bitch.. If your going down in a blaze of glory .. Then go down like a soldier.. No surrender!!

 

Ahah.
Yeah, what a fucking loser.
Really, I have a lot of respect for cops (until they do something to make me feel otherwise), so I was happy they kept him alive. A bitch like that is either gonna need to take a lot've nazi dick for protection, or he's going to be FUCKED in prison (well, I guess either way he will be.

 

cops can suck my dick.

 

you dont have a dick your a girl? But with a face like that if you did have a dick id still let you suck mine..

 

hahaha thanks? haha :tongue:

 

nothing will happen to him while in the custody of the PA,DOC.. prisons in pa are bootcamps with pussy inmates not trying to catch a case upstate..
Since the 1989 Sci Camp Hill riots Pa prisons are day care centers now..
Hes going PC all the way up, And if you killed a cop(s) and you go to jail your a instant king among the minions .. ..

 

makes you feel any better I might give your penis a try if you keep the makeup on..

 

If I was a cop and some kid ever did that to me I'd take 'em behind a building and kick the living shit out of them.