Unusual Talents

OK so I met a girl a month ago who could lick her elbow. Fucking unusual.

I can roll a perfect cigarette while driving a motorcycle.

What can you do that's a little out of the ordinary?

 

I feel boring.

 

Make my eyes shake back and forth in a wild frenzy.

 

That's neither talented nor unusual.

Think man, think.

 

i have perfect pitch...

i play guitar and piano by ear...

im right handed but i can use a screwdriver with either hand...

i shoot a pistol left handed...and rifles with my right...

i can carry a tune in a bucket...

there are other things too, but im not gonna list them all...

 

unicycle

 

I can make drugs disapear.

 

Come on RTers, this thread is for all you weird and wonderful people. Share your talents with us all.

 

I have to ask. How did you find out about this wonderful talent?

 

you seem to be able to do it with the letter p too.

 

Juggling

and

drinking upside down

 

juggling's not that unusual unless maybe you are juggling dwarves but the drinking upside down redeemed yourself.

 

lol,
its a saying my mother has...for someone who cant sing worth a shit...."that guy couldnt carry a tune in a bucket"...i am saying that i can lol...

 

I can juggle cats

 

Well, my long distance pissing marksmanship is unusually accurate. I NEVER hit the toilet seat.


But that's boring still.

 

OK, I want you to post an audio file in the next 24 hours of you singing in a bucket...we'll see.

 

ok, watch breakfast club.


I can put lipgloss between my boobs and apply it perfectly to my lips

 

DDs?

 

but could you apply it perfectly to mine is the question everybody's asking.

 

Suddenly everyone is interested in your mammalian life Van Gogh!