Urgent! Going To 'dam And Need Help Quick-sharp!!!

Greetings...

I'm new to the site and signed up basically for some help...
I'm going to the 'Dam in november, on a one-day cruise from Newcastle, UK, and I need some recommendations...
ESSENTIAL! I WANT TO BRING BACK 5-10G OF SKUNKY BACK WITH ME, HOW SHOULD I GO ABOUT IT? WHAT ARE THE CUSTOMS AT FERRY PORTS LIKE? WHERE SHOULD I HIDE MY STASH, AND WHAT IN?
I would also like some recommendations on which coffeeshops to visit, remembering I only have around 8 hours there, and which weed to try.

If I could have some replies A.S.A.P that would be great, thanks a bunch people!

 

somebody (i forget who), metioned buying some dvds, and a vaccum sealer, then opening the dvds, puttin the weed inside the cases, and re-wrapping the DVD case with the vaccum sealer so it looks un-opened.

i wouldnt think ferry ports would have that tight of security- i snuck a half ounce of weed onto a carnival cruise ship when we were at port in mexico for the day. just walked on the boat with a half-O in my pocket lol. no problems.

i think youd be alright if you tried the dvd case method. i would be very surprised if every person got patted down upon boarding the ship- i know in airports they dont even do that- so if you can play it cool, you might be able to just walk thru with the green in yo pocket. make sure it dont stink- wrap it in 6 or 7 bags if you have to. just see what the deal is like when u get off the boat- if theres hella security, scope it out and improvise how you can sneak that herb back.

it can be done, just be careful.

 

yah I had ketamine in my bag and it went through the customs agents on a cruise ship. They pulled my bag back into the xray but they said o w/e and let me have my bag anyways.

 

and when u are putting ur pot inside whatever ur going to use, that dvd idea is awesome thats a good idea. U should handle the pot with latex gloves on so ur not puttin little particles on the outside of the item u are putting the pot in.

 

yea thats a really good point the little particles can be detected just as easy. also when your packaging it try to put it in whatever ur putting it in right before u take it onto the boat. the less time there is between sealing it and when u get on the boat the less time it has to permeiate permeate through the plastic and everything. even if its sealed in plastic if its really good bud the smell will still come through the plastic it will just take a while. hope that makes sence as long as u get on the boat right after u package it then u should be fine.

 

What are the ferry ports like in amsterdam anyway, customs wise? Are there usually dogs around, will i be able to see when I get off the ferry?


I was also told by a friend, that if you have it just in your pocket, and you're found out, if you say it's only for personal use, they wont really do much?

Do you think taping it to the top of my leg, wrapped in cling-film, baggied, then taped also, should do the trick, with a dose of aftershave?

 

I have heard that vaseline/ petroleum jelly works in between baggies to stop the smell. so that is how i'd do it. but I have never tried it myself. you could use a bandage to strap it to your leg, and you could tell them its an ice pack if you are found out. blame it on a crazy girlfriend, or other extreme yet believable excuse.
"I cut myself shaving" theyll be to hysterical to bother you!

or not, but I think the vaseline idea sounds pretty good.

 

I think this may have won the worst idea ever.

 

no matter what you put around it the smell will still end up comming through. if you just put it in a couple three bags and tape it to your leg and go right back to the boat i dont think ull have to worry. it just takes time for the smell to go through the materials because everything is porous. (thats how dogs can smell through a gas tank) but if u just be cool about it and dont look all fucked up then you should be fine. just try to not have it on you for a long time before u get back to the boat.

 

I'd say taping it to your leg is the best way to get a few g's through. They won't pat down your johnson unless they're really suspicious. Or you could always pop it in the mail, leave it unopened for a few days incase somebody comes knocking you can just say you didn't know what it was.

Peace

 

If you go to Amsterdam, I can recommend you the following 2 Coffeeshops.

The Greenhouse and De Dampkring. Both very good coffeeshops, but I certainly swear De Dampkring is one of the best.

Here is their site, they have their adress on it too:
http://www.channels.nl/amsterdam/dampkrin.html

Good luck in Amsterdam.