^ < v

Ok heres how it goes.

You put a ^ and then type something about the person above you.

then a < and say something about you

and then a v and say something about the person below.

 

^ is probably a myspacer
< would know, cause i saw one of these things on their forums along time ago.
V likes to lick goat testicles.

 

^ -will eat a whole pineapple, spines and all, for attention
< -is slowly turning into his father
V -wont call 911 if you date rape them

 

^ has ruined the sex for the next poster.
< the next mayor of his town!!!!
v has a Anal masturbation habit..

 

^ picks his nose while doing important business presentations.
< is wanting a lychee martini..
V likes to dip french fries in peanut butter

 

^has an extra toe
<has an itch he cant scratch
v hasnt ever had a date

 

^ has to have a bath and a shave to get to an itch that he can't scratch.
< needs a bourbon & coke
v Is always front and centre at a Mariah Carey concert

 

^ hardly ever spends time playing forum games...
< drives on bald tires in heavy snow.
v refuses to donate to the Jerrys kids... Telethon,,

 

^ spends all of his time playing forum games
< needs more ice to put in his bourbon & coke
v Has a fetish that involves tea bags

 

^ is always late for work
< is always to work on time
v doesnt even have a job, loser!

 

^ is absolutely right
< is drinking chocolate chai tea and eating oat meal cookies...
V gets horny from watch betty boop cartoons

 

^ was never accually in Shroom Land, Big lier
< is eating sunflower seed and drinking coffee
v sends malicious porn virus spys in their Email attachments

 

^ enjoys having his cat piss in his face.
<is on hipforums
v enjoys eating their shit

 

^ is banned from hip forums..ha ha..
< has super mario brothers bumper stickers...
V is member of the Sinjia fan club....

 

^..Is An Obnoxious Little Turd....


<..Is An Exceedingly..Handsome..Generous..Much Loved Man....(wank)


V..Is An Obnoxious Little Turd....



Cheers Glen.

 

^ has a habit of repeating himself..
< likes eating Cheetos while watching Sanford & Son.
V dont have a clue who Sanford & Son are..

 

^...I Don't Like You...

<...I Would Seriously Like To Make Love To You Tonight......(again)

V...I Don't Like You...



Cheers Glen.

 

^ Uses too many ......... 's in his posts
< Is always hard
v Has an unrelenting thirst for mountain dew

 

^ should lay off the Viagra for a while.
< has never used Viagra.
V should really try Viagra.

 

^ should clean up after himself at the adult theater.
< should bottle his urine and sell it outside the methadone clinic.
V needs to shave their back.