Valentines Day

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I'm going to be spending all day making hot love to my eternal partner in life. Butane torch hot love actually, just the way my bong, I mean lover, likes it.

 

v day is lame

i'll celebrate it by having a lot of sex with myself

 

I am going to spend it with my kids nothing whoopeedoo, and I like it that way

 

i'm pretty sure i work 9-4 that day, so i'll probably spend it eating chocolate at the pharmacy

 

Maybe, I might ask my (other) Hungarian friend whos actually in the country to dinner because apparantely she feels unloved here, cant be having that now

 

I'll be celebrating the loss of my virginity.. it was last valentine's day that my hand came in and stole my heart.. and things just happened that night.

 

Well, I am working that day but of course I will have to do something for my fiance. She has "spoken" and said that all she really wants is flowers. (humm, marijuana is a flower...) Personally, I hate all Hallmark Holidays. Just a way for consumers to consume more crap. I will be giving her a plant that has flowers and can be replanted in the garden in the spring. That is the best. As part of that gift I will also be giving her seed packets with a large assorment of kitchen herbs and a starter kit so she can grow her own that we can also plant in the garden out back.

No, not marijuana.

 

Get her this startreken..


I am spending 3 days at home alone with my husband with NO KIDS!@!!!1! His b day is the day before V day, lol. Making love on various substances and connecting with eachother. Tomorrow I plan to go get him a HUGE teddy bear and this weekend I can sweat all over it so it smells like my faramones and he can hug it and smell me when I am gone. Cause all he has right now is my pillow

 

Yeah me and my woman aren't really into the holiday shit either. We'll probably just go on a normal ass movie date and who knows what else.

 

hubby usually buys me tickets to something, usually something in april/ may. last year we saw Flight of the Conchords, and the two years before that we saw George Carlin. hey, gotta love date night XD

 

i saw them last yr too! wait in 08. it was awesome
nice gifts

 

my GF is gonna make me a delicious meal with clams casino and i'm not sure what else.

i ordered some flowers today
http://www.westfallflorist.com/rochester-flowers/hugs-and-kisses-328329p.asp?point=1
and i'll buy her a gift of some sort this weekend.

 

why should V day be any different than any other day. Fuck shit poop. I suppose some not punching the ol'lady in the face day is good for some people. But fuck I treat my women good all the time... just another JEWlery holiday that means youre an asshole the rest the year...

 

I seem to be the one unfortunate soul who is alone this valentines day.

I say unfortunate mind as I don't get the chocolate I would usually. Otherwise I would like to think it's just a year off!

 

Singles awareness day more like it...

 

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did you see my post on the last page... haha

 

Imma be spending that day drinking. And watching cheaters

 

it is such a scam. thats why i appreciate the tix so much each year. we are fully capable of buying chocolate whenever we want, or flowers, so theres no reason to designate a day for it. plus, women are led to believe that chocolate and flowers and jewelery represent romance, but theres nothing further from the truth with vday. now, if my dear one shows up with flowers in december or january, when im missing the green outside, thats a much better gift. or a living plant, even better. or if we go get a fondue pot and have a chocolate dipped evening together. thats romantic. most women are just dumb and unappreciative.