vampires and sex

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Eavesdrop, May 12, 2007.

  1. Eavesdrop

    Eavesdrop Member

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    Do vampires have erections or do they just suck each other's blood to get intimate? I mean, they don't have any blood pumping around their bodies so how could they get a hard-on?

    I'm confused.
     
  2. BraveSirRubin

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    I was watching the new Underworld movie yesterday during commercials in the Warriors/Jazz game, and apparently vampires do have actual sex, but they also bite in order to increase the effect.
     
  3. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    Vampires are hot.
     
  4. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    >.> youre assuming vampires are real?

    many novels have it set up so taht they have to drink blood to get the pressure for a hardon. assumably the female vampries do not have to do this though
     
  5. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    [​IMG]
    The ultimate zipless fuck [​IMG]

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  6. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    ann rice's vampires cannot achieve erections
     
  7. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    She doesn't want her vampires to achieve an erection or even an orgasm, only the reading public [​IMG]


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  8. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    What a bitch. Vampires need lovin, too!
     
  9. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    fucking vampire lovers, always mucking up a serious thread!!!!
    :p
     
  10. Zadria

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    I read Anne Rice's book Merrick the caracter of David Talbot/A Vampire has sex with Merrick.
     
  11. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    Merrick did not get an erection
     
  12. BraveSirRubin

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    Wait... people actually read Anne Rice books?
     
  13. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    We don't like to wait around for the movies :H



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  14. Caelynn

    Caelynn Yellow Butterfly

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    Laurel K Hammilton seems to think vampires can have sex (both intercourse and by sucking blook)... Anita Blake series... very sensual...
     
  15. Jemima Truffles

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    I am so glad that somebody else is troubled by this!

    I think I asked this same question a while back.......

    Anne Rice's vampires don't have sex I don't believe.

    Joss Whedon's do - hell they even fathered children!

    I just don't understand how it happens withe the lack of pumping blood and all. Still Vampires are hot....I would do one!
     
  16. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Would you really do this guy :H



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  17. Jemima Truffles

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    Well maybe not that particular vampire.......but some of them I would!

    Is BraveSirRubin a vampire???
     
  18. Eavesdrop

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    i just asked my ex-bf for a response to this and he said:

    most bodies die with erections...their's just never went away

    makes sense to me.
     
  19. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    They do in Poppy Z. Brite's "book" (she wrote one or two good ones, then became a born again and gave up writing "satanic" books) and yes, in Laurel K. Hamilton's stuff do they EVER get erections. In Anne Rice's book they only love each other emotionally.
     
  20. BraveSirRubin

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    I kinda wanted to be one as a kid.

    Not really for the way they dress or look... but I really wanted sharp teeth.
     

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