How many meat eaters dose it take to change a lightbulb? None, they would rather stay in the dark about things. Top 10 Veg Pick-up Lines: 1. If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please? 2. May I take your picture? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian competition. 3. Could you help me out? I’m trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets, but I need a second opinion. 4. Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it? 5. Wanna come up and see my Vitamix? 6. What’s your favorite thing to do with agave nectar? 7. Do you like my new skirt? I love pleather but it makes me all hot and sweaty. 8. Mmmmm. I could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now. 9. I’ll eat Hip Whip on anything. 10. How do you get your protein? Why do vegans give good head? Because they are used to eating nuts. The other day, it was my turn to prepare dinner, so I asked my wife to go over to the local market and buy some organic vegetables. She came back rather upset. When I asked her what was wrong, she said, "I don't think I like that produce guy. I went and looked around for your organic vegetables and I couldn't find any. So I asked him where the organic vegetables were." "He didn't know what I was talking about, so I said, 'These vegetables are for my husband. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?'" "And he said, 'No, ma'am. You'll have to do that yourself.'" The big problem with "fast" food is that it slows down when it hits your stomach. And it just parks there--and lets the fat have time to get off and apply for citizenship.
Give a kid a rabbit and a carrot And see which one he eats Not really a joke but a clever vegetarian saying....
