Veggies and pussy

Have you ever stuck a veggie up your cooter for pleasure?

 

no

 

I haven't either and never would but I heard about someone who has, and they also had an affinity for pens as well



I vomitted when I heard this

 

I would be torn between cucumbers and zucchinnis

 

buttering their corn?

 

I think cuccumbers would be better, more waxy and smooth. Corn is too bumpy and I can't even imagine carrots, too pointy.

 

artichokes with applicator might be titilating.

 

I say try brussell sprouts.

 

no

no thank you
don't plan on trying it anytime soon

 

Each may tear you on its own!

 

Eggplant. Definitely eggplant.

 

Oh yes, I get really turned on by vegetables.... Oh wait, no I don't. I don't know where those vegetables have been and no amount of washing is going to make me want them up my vagina.

 

mashed potatoes

 

Potatoes are not a vegetable.

 

Yes they are actually, and tomatoes are considered a fruit now.

 

Tomatoes have always been a fruit.

Potatoes are not a vegetable, they are a starch tuber.

 

Well they made a new pyramid for the food groups and the potato is now considered a veggie even though it is starchy.

 

Ah, ok. A potato is a vegetable because the government says so on their little pyramid thinger. And you believe them.

Think Iraqi weapons of mass destruction.

 

I agree the eggplant's shape is intriguing.

Hiro I can't believe this is your thread!
(in a good way)

 

If you think an eggplant is intriguing, I have something to show you...

...Arugula!