Vote for Guns and Dope in 2008! After all, it's the only sensible thing to do. the Guns and Dope party official website (no, it's not a joke, but the current state of American politics is)
Bah, you haven't got a chance. We have recreational firearms and weaponized narcotics. And ostriches. We have lots and lots of ostriches. Ostriches with guns and dope.
Haha, foolish Nazi. When will you ever learn? A people can only be governed by their own consent, without consent they can only be murdered. A government cannot function without a people, a government is far more dependant on it's citizens than it's citizens are dependant on the government, no matter how overweight the beaurocracy may become. Vote for Guns and Dope, because, godsdammit, the fuckers don't even care who you vote for anyways. At the very least you can defend yourself and have fun doing it.