I love to wake up feeling really horny, grab my phone jump on here start reading the hot posts and start stroking, who's with me??
all most everyday, no phone though so internet for me, except for today had some great dreams last night.
Sometimes when I'm alone in bed in the mornings & are needing to pee, I masturbate first & then go to the toilet. Seems like a slightly different horny feel before peeing when you are desparate to but can prolong it & masturbate just before hand.
Masturbation and an awesome orgasm always put me back to sleep if I wake up on the middle of the night. Sometimes I watch porn, other times I fantasize about cute women at work or at a store, and many times I remember old experiences that were amazing.
It's a bit harder to pee when stiff & squirts out in all directions too unless you sit on the toilet & just let it flow like females do?
so you masturbate while using your little-ass phone screen to read posts made by creepy guys pretending to be women on an internet forum? don't you have access to porn, or an underwear catalogue or something? personally, i prefer to wake up a bit first. it doesn't feel as good first thing in the morning, and it takes me forever to cum. personally, i stopped getting regular morning wood a while back, and when i do get it it goes away by the time i get up and brush my teeth. but if that doesn't work, there's always the morning shower to minimize the piss mess.
It depends on the sexual activity you had, if your last days where boogie nites, or just at the dark side of the force, or even home alone, it´s very easy to wake up with the tent mounted in your bed. That´s because i´m over fourty, boys of twenty would have it just because a girl smile them the day before. About how to solve the situation it depends if you are only horny in your down there and alone, then it´s gone in 5 minutes, or if you are horny in your mind, or you just have someone to deal with, and in the mood.
I sleep naked, and I wake up every morning with a hardon (like now). Usually spend an hour or so looking at porn pics and vids, playing with my precum and masturbating. Gets me going better than coffee!
Alot of mornings i wake up and feel really really horny and break out the vibrator.....somtimes its only a matter of moments till I am done and it pisses me off cause i wanted it to last a little longer....so i have to keep going till I can go again...i do enjoy it!
Jerk it when i wake up and jerk it again in the shower (shower head to the balls is fantastic). Methinks I have problems. Haha
