Walter Abish quote

i say it's all pretty true, i'm not sure about the limp prick thing, but yeah, america shits themselves when they see something that doesn't belong in their "perfect" society

 

But what is our "perfect" society, anyway? People get more offended at unshaven parts and long hair more than HUGE obese people in spandex munching on big macs. That doesn't make sense to me... But yes, I like that quote, and find it to be very true!


~Nova

 

Meh, I think it's all true except the part about unshaven men's cheeks. I'm not into big bushy beards most times, but some men can carry off scruff quite niceley (i.e. my boyfriend).

 

I'm 59, haven't shaven my face since 1989 (I do trim my beard), but I wouldn't use Matt From Vegas' or Super-Moderator Skip's dick to fuck a so-called "woman" who doesn't shave her legs.


I love furry snatches and smooth feet machines.

That is how God and Frank Zappa planned it.

 

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

I think unshaven legs is freedom. I would go MONTHS without shaving just because it was so nice to not have to do it in the shower every morning to impress someone. I'd like to see a guy shave his legs as often as a woman is "supposed" to and see how they feel about it.

So there too.

 

I think our "perfect socitey" is in bussiness! Why do you think all my bosses made me cut my hair? We always got to look good and God-Forbid if we go ageinst the latest style!
Most of us dress the way we do (yeah cuz we like it) becouse we are rebeling or we just don't care (corperations and the right wing hate this the most i bet) and back to the shaving part, its money if we go and buy new razors every week/day

 

we shave our faces daily.

 

legs are bigger. we are also expected to shave armpits.. and wax down under.
your face is nothin.

 

you seriously shave your legs daily? i doubt it.

 

i should.. but no i dont.. but you're talking to someone who doesnt mind not showering everyday.

 

actually, the insecure is only one part of my bread and butter with girls. they're is always the grieving, the drunk, the inept, and those with down syndrome.

 

fuckin' hell, brad.

Actually, in 10th grade there was a few week period where I shaved my legs as soon as hair grew. I thought it would impress girls obviously it didnt work, but i'd do it again, if i had to (for a woman or something).

 

Shambala-- I wake up every morning with a curse on my lips for my vile, ignorant, vicious mother. Why would I want to kiss that evil bitch? I haven't talked to that shanty- Irish moron for almost a year.


My children hate her, too.

The old swine will never die. She's a deletrious force of nature, spawned and animated by Satan, much as tornadoes and tsumnamis and volcanoes and such.

The day the stupid pig dies will be the happiest day in my 59 years.

 

And, who the fuck is Walter Abish? I run across quotes by him in crossword puzzles every so often.


Am I missing something?

 

Good luck with that.

 

He's useless as a writer.