ways to know someone is gay

they say they are gay

 

They take pictures in female sleeping attire and pose with powertools.

 

they say they hate gays

 

they are high school wrestlers

 

when you suck on their cock, it tastes like shit

 

they are priests

 

Apparently I'm a spatula and I tend to turn guys gay or bisexual, so...if they've had a crush on me or dated me, they likely dig dudes, too...hahaha. I'm just waiting for the day that Daniel decides he likes dudes...boy, I hope that day never comes...I'll be traumatized. Haha.

 

they are evangelical christians

 

he tells other people gay sex is sinful to amp up his experience so it becomes more naughty

 

ah, c,mon gang... Stop that shit... Specially on a hippie forum - no? There are as much nice gays as nice heteros on %. No, I'm not gay for the record. I'm more straight than a ruler and love **** juice - there is nothing better to heal me from any diseases than some of that. Most healthiest thingie to drink for me. The shape of my tongue was made to fit in there...er...anyway...don't pile up on people because of their sexual orientation - eh?

 

They have sex with people who are the same gender as them :tongue:

 

they talk about what great hetero lovers they are

 

they make the best hetero lovers in movies

 

:applause:

 

Ok - I'm gay alright - I eat cock three times a day - now get off of me or I'll complain to the mod about harrassment.

 

they tend to start threads on the internet called 'ways to tell if someone is gay'

they ask you to pick up the soap they have dropped in the shower

they break into your home to rewallpaper your lounge

they have a collection of white tshirts

they love kylie

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They post on this thread..... LOL.....

 

I just noticed my last post makes a neat little triangle shape, a striaght guy would never have noticed that
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I like Kylie

one out of four, well, yeah, I'm somewhere twixt totally bi and totally straight.

 

I'm moved and emotional that you've choosen this thread to 'come out' to us
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