weddings suck

just my opinion.

 

I'm trying to plan my wedding, it's hard work coz I wanna make sure it doesn't suck.

 

I agree with Blue, planning wedding's suck.

 

I concur. Every f'ing weekend I have to deal with these "ceremonies" Fuck. That. Shit. I always always always hate the mom's of both bride and groom. I would love to pluck their tongues right out of their mouth.

 

I dont really like weddings. I cant remember the last time I went to one.
Ceremonies like that awlays make me sad for some reason...

 

What the hell is wrong with you people?

Weddings kick ass. They are corny as fuck, sure, unless you are religious. But you get to dress up nice, there are always bang-tidy birds floating around, and EVERYONE gets absolutely destroyed. Its like st. patricks day with suits.

 

Exactly.

Weddings depress me so much
But then again, anything that includes a lot of people depresses me.


:leaving:

 

piaf, even if it is a family wedding?

 

Those are the worst. All relatives you havent seen in years show up and you have to smile and talk to everyone and be all happy
AND you cant even relax or drink cause everyone's nosy...


Ugh...That reminds me, I have a wedding on 9.9.2009. to attend

 

Nosy? Yeah I guess that is one way of looking at it.

I don't know. I always have fun with my family. Even my extended family, like second cousins and great aunts and shit like that. They always ask the stupid "what are you doing with your life" questions, but I'm not ashamed of what I'm doing. I'm sure of what I'm doing and they don't ask twice. Once that is out of the way, the only thing standing in the way of a fantastic experience with your blood relatives is the lineup.

You should learn to be more like me, Piaf.

 

LOL !!!!
I wish I had your sense of humour.

 

i meant more in the looks department, but humour isn't a bad place to start either.

who is getting married on 090909?

 

Unfortunately, not even plastic surgery would help me look more like you Damn.


My sister is getting married.

 

I loved my sister's wedding. She had it on an island, we stay in they nice cabins their were four 3 bathrooms. My bathroom had a seat in the shower. It felt so nice, to walk in the woods come out stoned and sit in my shower. Hell yeah. I was high as a kit when I walked down they I’ll

 

That does sound nice. My sister is getting married in Switzerland. Probably in some small town up in the Alpes.

 

I know ..... they have my face as a template on most cosmetic enhancement computer programs, and does quite well. but there are some horror stories.

your sister? older or younger? is the man suitable? are you in the wedding party? cause you know, that only makes it funner.

 

My cousin is getting married next March in Punta Cana. That should be pretty kick ass.

 

Lol....Yeah, I can believe that. You're cute. But just not Eric Bana cute.


She's a year older. The man is awesome. Really, he's great. Am I in the wedding party ? Yup
Its just a shame that they're gonna have a small wedding. That means he wont invite his rich Swiss friends and I wont have the chance to meet someone

 

How old is she ? And where's Punta Cana ? Sorry, I'm too lazy to google it.

 

A small wedding means he'll only have his best and richest with him. And there will be less competition on your side of things. Just make absolute sure you're not related to anyone you sleep with that night. It could end up poorly.

Is she making you the maid of honour? Do you have similar wedding rituals way over there? I don't know if it works the same.

So you don't like family weddings, but do you mind weddings of friends at which there are no awkward aunts to talk to?

he is 26. they're ready. Punta Cana is in the Dominican Republic. It'll be nice to lay on a beach and wheel bang tidy hotel workers, but I'd never go to punta cana of my own voliltion. Which sucks because his wedding will substitute for a legit vacation .... something I've been wanting for two flipping years.