Weesnaah in '12

i'm running for president.

i plan to say fuck you to oil producing countries and turn all cars into biodiesel

but everyones gonna have to stop eating meat so we don't have to feed are fuel supply to the livestock.

 

you lost my vote the minute you mentioned not eating meat. sorry dear.

 

can I still eat fish? If I still get my seafood, then you got my vote

 

You have my vote, Boog. In fact, can I be your houseboy?

 

yes

 

you have your choice...

meat or fuel.. not both

 

but you caught your mistake.. so you're still good. just don't pepper my face with bullets

 

hot dogs... I need to check, what is the acceptable level of rodent hairs and fecal matter in hotdogs these days? I'm off to the USDA website.

 

hot dogs aren't even edible food. gross.



i want biodiesel.. and if you wanna eat meat. you better learn how to raise your own

 

IM not voting for you then, because I still want my steak

 

no if i want meete i had better learn how to keep you out of the white house. also i have no eaten a hot dog in probably over a year. i ate more hotdogs between the ages of ten and eighteen than i think most people eat in their entire lives. down with hotdogs.

 

you can have it if you raise the cow.. slaughter the cow.. gut the cow... prepare the carcass.. it's that simple

 

hot dogs cause cancer

 

and they taste gross on top of that. i can live with cancer i can not live with the taste of hotdogs any longer.

 

IM not going to slaughter the cow. I will cut the steaks tho.

 

i can not believe you bitches are whining over NOT getting a steak.. but you're willing to pay 3 bucks a gallon for gas.. and that price is just going to keep going up..


sad state this world is in when feeding ones selfish face is more important than breathing clean air, drinking clean water and having affordable transportation for all

 

mmmmm, homegrown cow is ultra tasty. My step dad named one of his cows T-Bone, and the neighbour named his born on the same week Brad Burgers

and man, TBone did have a really tasty TBone, and Brad Burgers made some of hte best burgers I've ever had

 

i am most certain that the price i pay for gas for the little bit of driving i do when i have my license would not compare to the price of raising slaughtering and processing my own livestock

i will not deny that fact at all nor that my wants are petty compared to the overall good of the world. i love me some porkchops though

 

oh, and my stepdad still sent his cows to the butcher, but everybody in our area used the same butcher. It is a fairly specialized skill, might as well pool resources and let someone focus on that, someone else focus on horse health (teeth and hooves especially), etc.

 

cow? whats a cow? it's a mutant



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