weird akward teenage sex story

This story is hillarious and im still laughing even though it happened last night

so this gril that likes me and shes pretty hot so i agreed i would go to her house and watch a movie with her while her parents are out of town

so i go over and i sit down and shes like "do you want something to drink" and she sounds all akward so im like uh sure what do you have??
and she goes "oh just coke but i could make a rum and coke for you" with this fucked up seductive voice. so now im on my 3rd rum and coke, and i want more cause its boring as hell and at this point i just wanna get wasted. so its halfway through the movie and she puts her head on my lap. so i just sat there and kept drinkin and watching this gay movie, and she looks at me and says " well arent you going to do anything"?? and im like no cause at this point i have an anti boner and im pissed off that i even came. so she storms up to her room, and demands that i stay there. so im sitting in her basement pouring another rum and coke just sorta contemplating what happened and she comes back down in her bra and booty shorts on. so now in my mind im like well this just got interesting

so she sits on the couch and fucking manhandles me, takes out my dick and starts giving me her version of a "handjob", but its all fucked up and is going side to side, and it totally killed my boner so i just told her need to go home to feed my dog( i know its a lame excuse but i was drunk and couldnt think of anything else.

just a fucked up story that was fucking funny to me

 

Hahaha, good fucking story man. Feed your dog? Brilliant.

 

lol so you drank her rum and coke and when she wanted some dick you said you had to go to feed your dog.. I bet she thinks your gay lol

 

haha..it was fucked man i never like to be in that situation but it was getting at akward levels that have never been reahced

 

so funny that you post this... I gave some kid from PA my number lastnight.. he's been texting me and said I should come over tonight to 'watch a movie'

You shoulda just given this girl a lesson in the area of blowjobs.

 

Yeah dude i'll be honest, it sounds like you caught teh ghey. no offense, of course. i am still down to fuck a hot girl after 3 drinks though....

 

you ovbiously didnt read the last part

she was doooooin it rong

 

hehehe, well as long as you had fun. damn, you're only 15? i noticed the canadians on this forum are way advanced for their age

 

who cares if she was doing it wrong.. set the bitch right.. or you should have bent her over the end of the couch.. pulled them booty shorts down and beat that pussy from the backside

 

All I can say is you lost out on a great opportunity for a teachable moment. You could have shown her what to do - skills she will use the rest of her life.

 

lies. i lost my virginity a week after i turned 15, so therefore americans are teh win

nice story though OP :rofl:

 

So? Plenty of girls at your age suck at giving HJ's. BJ's and the like (depending on how inexperienced they are). You still could have spun her around on your dick a few times, but whatevs.

 

I think everyone is forgetting about what it's like to be 15 and not really that experienced :cheers2:

 

What were you thinking?

Hot girl + alcohol + wants to fuck you = go home and feed your dog?

 

even though i'm only two years older than the OP and relatively inexperienced compared to other forum members, i really miss not having a clue. it was so thrilling

 

oh, but of course!

 

lmao, feed your dog.....niiiiiice

 

If there is one thing every boy needs to learn right away.. its the hip swirl.. it'll get you places

 

do you want to be the one to teach him?

 

hip swirl eh?