weird confessions

i have been to a britney spears concert

i have accidentily tasted my own urine over 20 times

the longest ive gone without changing my clothing is 4 weeks

 

.................you keep doing that shit and its going to fuck you up, stay away from the britney concerts.

 

I've seen Britney and Christina...

What the...!!!

Ewww....

 

Wow, you are one sick puppy.

 

......................how do you accidentily taste your own urine 20 times?

 

Something tells me it wasn't an accident.

 

peeing in cans.
then mixing up your pee cans with the can you are drinking

 

Have you ever taken a dump in a fish bowl?

 

no, not that i recall

 

...................now I am sorry I ask that question

 

I've been to every Britney and Christina concert....I'm a Pop Whore....

 

ok can i confess or is this strictly your confessions???


cuz if i can cofess heres a few things

i love to fall asleep in cemetarys its comforting

ive seduced a cop that pulled me over one night

i had sex with my best friends brother in a cemetary on a fresh grave.

i smoke a few bulls of white widow mixed with purple haze ( i was fucked up and seeing things too) and dorve from madison wi all the way to greenbay wi in like3 hrs. i had four ppl with me and we had school the next day. but didnt get home til 10 pm the next day.

 

yes other ppl may confess

 

nothing more sexy the dead people and fresh dirt in the butt crack.

 

heres mine some are just weird though

i hold my boobs when running down the stairs. it doesnt hurt that way

i purposely pull a muscle or hurt my leg so i dont have to run in gym.....

 

Wouldn't lying about it be easier?

 

haha i was just thinking that

 

i have another one

i have faked being sick to get out of going to school
52 times in my life

 

Ok the Britney concert I can deal with. How do you "accidently" taste your own urine over 20 times, and damn, PA isn't big enough for you to be too far away from me if you don't change your clothes every day.

 

Lying is easier but if it's real and you can see a pulled muscle or some blood...it's much more believable.

I once scraped my arm on a chain link fence so I wouldn't have to run the mile....and I used to always pop my wrist out of joint so I wouldn't have to do weight lifting or chin ups....