weird things seem to happen high

Wow... I am really stoned, and working on some homework, so I drank lots of coffee before starting (pot and caffeine are stimulating and creative for me). So I had to pee. I live in a dorm, so I went to the girl's bathroom to do that, walked in, and there was a GIRL POOPING with the door open! This happened seriously, like 2 minutes ago. What the fuck? When stoned, NORMAL things seem weird. But really REALLY odd things... I don't know what to think.

So anyone else have any seriously odd things happen to them while high?

~Nova

 

old people freak me out when im high. Not to be a dick but my minds just like...
"Wow... You look, really unhealthy."

 

HELL: YEAHHHH man the trippiest shit fuckin happens when you're stoned and you are ALWAYS left thinking "FUck, this never happens when I'm sober.... that was way too weird".

thats why harold and kumar is so genius. cuz it exaggerates that element of stonerism. heh.

 

i actually do have completly crazy things happen to me high.. for example i got shot in a "drive by" (lol) by a b-b gun by a complete stranger.. wtf man

but ya i kno wat ur talking about, weird things do seem to happen, but thats y we smoke isnt it? to make things interesting..

btw i kno this is a crazy as hell thing.. but ppl say dramamine makes u go crazy.. if u like weird things happening, try it.. sometimes u need a little schitzophrenia to mix things up

 

oh yeah man when it was warmer i was out with some buds after smoking a few bowls hacking the sack when i got stung by a bee on my toe. Yeah, totally didnt see that comming.

 

I get that way too really weird things happened when I am high. I had to flushed the toilet at work after I was done cleaning it, and while it was flushing it let out this fart noise. I was like ok

 

Well the little stuff you could be imagining. And I'm not saying there's anything good or wrong with this, but many people on this board are stoned more than they aren't, so maybe weird things happen because they would have happened anyway, and it was just more likely to see them when high then not...

 

the bee thing reminded me of this hilarious thing that happened once.. we were all high, and a mosquito landed on a friends hand.. i looks at, then slams his hand against the wall killing the bug, then he yelled triumphently, "Looks like the tables turned!"

 

instead of I, i meant *he

 

you dont poop? everyone does it, just some people are not afraid to show it.

 

Of course I poop, lol! But to walk in on someone I don't even know in a public-type restroom doing it with the door open is just totally unexpected and weird, in my opinion. But more power to the open people who are comfortable doing that, I guess!


~Nova

 

Yeah, weird things happen when you're stoned that are just funny and weird. Me and my friends walked into a convinient store, and this lady started talking to us about how strange it is for three kids with long hair to be friends in this day and age, for about ten minutes. We were like, give us our fucking munchies.

Yeah that's not that weird, but I can't think of anything wierd right now. But, weird stuff happens.

 

animals are fun to smoke with....my dog fell over, and when i smoked with the hamster he climbed up the curtain and fell off. and the grasshopper man, he just did some pushups and fell off the pole

 

I see wierd shadows on the walls and hear the phone occasionally ring when noone is calling

 

For some reason me and my friends always stumble upon deer when we're fucked up. We'll finish a bowl and almost hit a deer on the side of the road, one time we were all tripping ballz except the driver wasn't, and we were pulling out of a vagrant lot and almost hit a deer, fuck man that was just retarded while tripping.

 

dudes i have the wierdest days when im high all day. so much wierd stuff happens that would never happen. you start driving around with people you barely know or havnt seen in years. shit happens and your like woa that would never ever ever happen to me while i was sober.

 

once i was listening to music while stoned and it slowed down heaps and everything was all bass... I'm fairly sure it was just something to do with the computer, it took me a while to figure this though, and for a long time I thought it was just part of the trip.. I'm pretty much certain it wasn't. But it's never happend since

 

Well, i have something that happened to me like a year ago or so, it was the trippiest shit of my life and i was so fucking stoned. I was at a friends house watching tv (he wasnt smoking that day) and i ask him if he has any cookies, and hes like i dont think so man not in this house, and like right then, as if on cue his dog came into the room with a pack of wafers in her mouth and like i put my handout and it dropped it in my hand and kinda lowered her head and walked away. i was literally sitting there for five minutes confused off of my ass as to what just happened

 

Lmao, the first thing that comes to mind is that guy who walks up while hes taking a piss on a bush out in the middle of bumfuck-nowhere. And I love the look on his face when he gets back in the car, thinks about it for like 2 seconds and shakes his head and returns to his task. Lol i love that movie

 

god thats great...im trying to think if anything weird has happened to me...oh...my friends make a habit of pretending to throw things at me when were high, they never actually throw stuff, but they pretend too becuas eI always spaz out and act like the kids in the old bomb threat movies..like duck and cover under a desk...i spaz that much...but anyways..one time my brand new pack of ciggarettes was sitting beside my friend on the other side of the room, I ask him to hand them to me and half get up he tells me to sit down and acts like he is gonna throw them to the guy sitting beside me, well instead he throws them overhand and the corner of the box hits me right between the eyes! we all three sat there in silance for a good 30seconds...then we all start laughing as tears pour down my cheeks...like im sobbing and laughing at the same time.....

i KNOW that wouldnt have happenedi if we were sober...or maybe a little smarter...