Well I'm gonna go masterbate

Questions?

Comments?

 

alright, well you have fun with that now.

 

You don't know how to spell the word "masturbate." I just thought you'd like to know that.

 

Oh and I have a quick question...should I watch lesbian porn or go with a barly legal blonde babe getting her pussy pounded?

Sorry too horny!!

 

Fuck off. Misspelling words is teh shiat.

 

I'd go with the latter of the two.
BONG!

 

i thought you were going to masturbate....if you have to sit on the computer and ask us what you should watch then obviously you're not "too" horny. you would have just done it.

 

I'm waiting for my roommate to get the fuck out of my life for 15 minutes.

 

oh
alright.

 

That rat bastard is finally gone. I'll report back and tell you how it went.

 

dont pull too hard

 

another fuking hot thread

 

question:
how big?

comment:
thats nice.

 

^lol

 

Questions?
whats masturbation?

Comments
ewwwww, don't you know you get syphallus from that?



























































































ick

 

masturbating is a sin

 

i dont wanna go to hell =(

 

why are you telling us all of this

 

it's fun

 

Ok so I'm back. Man it was good. I skeet skeet skeeted all over the walls.