Well this is certainly not going as well as I had hoped.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by antiporn, Aug 1, 2005.

  1. antiporn

    antiporn Member

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    I sincerely doubt the Lord turned the care of His message over to me because I had nothing better to do but answer the same questions over and over and over for the titillation of sarcastic HELLBOUND reprobates who apparently think their time is better spent harassing a True Messenger of God than repenting of their sin and lawlessness before it is TOO LATE!!! which of course they will never do as they were conceived in unrighteousness and are therefore without shame or conscience. Amen.

    If you suspect that I spend much of my time answering the same questions over and over then by all means bring on the mug shot camera and fingerprint kit and rubber gloves because I am clearly GUILTY AS CHARGED. Amen.

    To those who keep asking "are you for real" all I can do is answer you with the Word of God:

    "Therefore, when he was gone out, Jesus said, Now is the Son of man glorified, and God is glorified in him. If God be glorified in him, God shall also glorify him in himself, and shall straightway glorify him. Little children, yet a little while I am with you. Ye shall seek me: and as I said unto the Jews, Whither I go, ye cannot come; so now I say to you." (John 13:31-33)
     
  2. metabomb

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    it's hard to believe anyone would be foolish enough to come on this site and preach about jesus to a bunch of hippies. we already know about jesus. jesus was a hippy. he hung out with prostitutes. read the bible, it's in there.
     
  3. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    i wish i could give you a hug...i hear your frustration and i am sorry you feel that way...lead by examply not your words...
    words of discrimination never get the point across....
    i'm sorry you arent being understood...but i dont know anyone that wants to listen to someone preaching at them
     
  4. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    you are severely outnumbered in here. we all know about god already and have already made up our minds. you need to preach to children if you want to manipulate someone into your jesusfreak ways
     
  5. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Amen! It's not like anybody in America hasn't heard the good word. [​IMG]

    Some of us just don't give a fuck.

    You're not being persecuted for your beliefs antiporn... you people have been in power since Constantine.

    Your hostile antiporn, and your god exists in a very small world.
     
  6. guitarslinger

    guitarslinger Schwa

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    Somethings goin on here, and if anybody knows what im talkin about reassure me on this fact. If ya know ya know. I know somebody might
     
  7. antiporn

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    Well Lodui I see someone has given some thought to all this and for that I am very appreciative but I must reiterate that HELL is waiting for those who refuse to repent and the DEVIL is not far behind. Do not feel sorry for me as I am looking forward to eating the Bread of Life in Heaven with Jesus but instead fell sorry for all those lost souls who are feeling the snap-crackle-pop of eternal HELL.

    As to your assertion that I am "hostile", it is not I but the Lord God Jehovah who is doing that and the FACT that he chose me as his Holy messenger of righteousness should be a clear message all to the marshmallow-Christians who think their good works will save them instead of the Blood of the Lamb which of course is Christ Jesus. Amen.
     
  8. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    You are a fucking moron with delusions of grandeur.
     
  9. Clover

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    Isn't HUMBLENESS required to go to heaven too??? :rolleyes:
     
  10. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    If god is choosing you for his word, antiporn, then what happened to your free will? did he not give us all free will? did he take yours away? what do you do for fun?
     
  11. antiporn

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    Perhaps you are under the impression that my ministry which is of course God's ministry consists of "hate speech" which is in fact a common criticism directed toward my ministry and I must admit that the Lord has recently been speaking to my heart about being overly rigid and legalistic. The Gospel of Jesus Christ should instead be centered around the love He has for us sinners whom He cares about so much that He made Himself a sacrifice for all who would believe and receive so that he will not be forced to smack every last sinner down into the sizzling hot grease pit of eternal HELL where they belong for worshipping money and pornography and liberalism and sodomy instead of their true Savior. Amen.
     
  12. Piney

    Piney Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Love Ya Clover, great quote !
     
  13. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Did god pay kellogs for using snap crackle and pop in hell? Even god is afraid of lawyers.

    But I wouldn't worship anything for fear of torture. I'd rather suffer then swear fealty to someone out of terror of being punished by imps.

    But I don't believe in god. It doesn't matter to me. Whatever force that created the universe doesn't care whether or not I praise its name, because its nameless. God is a nameless abstraction.

    I know what happens to us when we die just as much as you do. Only I don't need to use a saftey blanket created in the stupid ages to justify my existance.

    God is irrelevant to people don't need him. I don't need God. I don't fear hell, and I am content to be ephemeral.

    Hail Satan.
     
  14. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    Nobody gets that Antiporn is joking, do they? The guy is totally joking about everything. He is over in the christian forum doing the same speel... it's hilarious:








    So the guy responds to my posts with this:

    To which I responded:
    This guy is hilarious.
     
  15. antiporn

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    Well Death perhaps if you were to spend as much time in the Word as you do in trying to justify your sins by calling them "free will" you would know that God said in his Holy Bible that He so loved the world that he sent His Son Jesus to die for us sinners and created the everlasting torment of HELL to deal with the murderers and homosexuals and child molesters and liberal Democrats who will all slip and slide down their slippery slope into the place of weeping and gnashing of teeth along with all those poor souls they deceived into believing a lie instead of the truth of God's righteous retribution. Amen.
     
  16. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Ah... hard to tell with jesus people sometimes. No erections is fun though.
     
  17. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    Tell 'em about your boners again!
     
  18. antiporn

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    Lodui, the fact is that any work of the Lord is of course by its very nature perfect and that is a doctrine which is clearly spelled out in both Testaments of the Holy Bible. Amen.

    Kharakov,
    as to your claim that the Lord's message is "brilliantly funny" I can only invite you to laugh it up funny boy while you have the chance as your mockery toward me is very kind in comparison to the unchristian giggling you will hear from Satan's goblins in HELL as sizzling hot unrepentant bile from the belly of the beast is expectorated onto your eternally burning head. Amen.
     
  19. Clover

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    Weren't you gonna stop all these "hate speeches"? You are letting me down! :rolleyes:
     
  20. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Satan craps out his belly?
     

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