Is that a bong? Are you gonna get high? Is it gonna be fun? How's the water stay in? How long is that? What kind of lighter are you gonna use? Did you talk into that tube? Did Santa Claus bring ganja?
1) sadly, yes it is 2) i wish i was 3) it would have been 4) i'm fine with dry bong hits, that was the intention really 5) hmmm, i dunno, i'll get back to ya on that one 6) i'd be flickin' a bic yo' 7) that's a mighty fine idea 8) god i'd be a happy child if he did