whan do you measure you dick?

okay so ive had a bit of confusion lately, do you measure when ur hard or when ur soft , cuz if it is when ur soft, ive got a bit of a problem.... please serious answers

 

Whanever I want to.

 

Hard duh who cares about ti when it's soft

 

alrighty then thanks i guess ive got an 8.3 incher, not bad i guess

 

This is funny

 

Sounds kinda on the small side...most people have at least 9.5 inches.

 

My "Internet Penis" Is 10.8 inches.......I WIN...:2thumbsup:



Cheers Glen.

 

Dopeman, I just realized that your name fits you. You are a "Dope" man.

 

Can you all please convert these to metric?

 

Don't believe you show proof

 

Won't that make them bigger? You know we would be glad to if it does.

 

Only one man in 200 has one that big. We don't believe you. How did you measure it, Dopeman?

 

1 inch is 2.5cm.

 

That may give too many a swelled head.

Just what we need on this thread!!

 

don't people have an idea how much an inch or cm is?

 

Have you read this thread? I think some are measuring challenged?

All my posts on this thread are in good fun, I swear.

 

measuring soft is better ...just use visegrips on the tip ...make sure theyre real tight...and then stretch it out as much as you can and quickly grab a ruler (i dont recommend a carpenters tape because of the sharp edges)

saturday seems to be the best time..especially if its been hot and humid all night before

 

i heard you were meant to get in an ice cold bath for 10 mins then get out and measure it.

 

Pssh, weak! I need two rulers to measure mine. :afro:

 

EDIT:- Just Realised I Performed That Measurement When The Day Here Was Cold,

Now The Sun Has Come Out I'm Boasting 12.2 inches And Rising...

And As The Day Progresses, The Sky's The Limit....I WIN AGAIN...



Cheers Glen.